~Aphmaus pov~
I sit on my chair in the living room with the only moment of peace.
. . . .
Shrugging I decided to continue my book.
"APHMAU!"
I look over to see Nicole who broke down my door.
"Yeeeeees?"
"HALP MEH!"
"Wattup home boi."
"help.."
She looks like she was going to cry.
I sit her down on the couch,
"Now, whats wrong Nic?"
"Im..im..im.."
"Your Nicole, remember?"
NO! Im....pregnant..."
"Hi pregnant, im Aphmau."
"APHMAU!"
"how are the babies not awake yet?" I mumbled.
"Listen..Nic..whos the dad?"
"......."
She looks like she was going to cry.
".................Dante............."
"I thought you guys broke up..."
"Im going to go now..."
"Bye."
"Bye."
Sighing I continue reading.
Then.
"APHMAU~SENAPI!!!!!!1!!!11!!"
I look over to Kc.
"Yes Kc?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
I push her out of my house, taking this conversation outside.
"What is it?"
"Aphmau~senpai!
Im pregnant!"
"Wh-whos the dad?"
I said not wanting the answer im expecting.
"Dante~Kun!"
"C-cool.."
"see ya aphmau~senpai1!1"
"DANTE YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!11!"
~~~
Now time for a tag!~
1-Why do you like to breathe?
So I can live?
2-Do you consider yourself an inanimate object?
When I wake up in the morning.
3-do you sniff dryer sheets?
Sometimes
4-what kind of toilet paper did/do you use?
The soft kind
5-What is the password to the firewall in the pentagon? DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
6-Can i lick your elbow?
ples no
7-Do you work for the FBI
maaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeee
8-Do you think I spit out fire?
You can spit out anything you want to
9-My mixtape is the reason why Detroit went up in flames!
GG
10-Would you do yea tea pitchers or cantaloupe peelings?
Tea i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
11-He who hesitates, disintegrates
He who hesitates, won't reach the goal.
Tagged by~ Kimmy_Otaku
Imma actually tag someone!
kirbyunikitty even though I know she won't even see this
1-Why do you like to breathe?
2-Do you consider yourself an inanimate object?
3-do you sniff dryer sheets?
4-what kind of toilet paper did/do you use?
5-What is the password to the firewall in the pentagon? DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS!!
6-can i lick your elbow?
7-Do you work for the FBI
8-Do you think i sip out fire?
9-My mixtape is the reason why Detroit went up in flames!
10-Would you do yea pitchers or cantaloupe peelings?
11-He who hesitates, disintegrates
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The Highschool Crush ~aarmau~
Fiksi PenggemarTeh awesome cover is by the awesome @Kimmy_Eucliffe_Otaku ! pic link~ https://www.wattpad.com/322100286-artwork-requests-art-trades-tags-random-cover-the ~~~ In high school aphmau had a crush on aaron years later feelings stick and grow ...
