Harleen Returns

Chapter 1

Joker's P.O.V.

"Do you remember the plan, Harley?" I ask, while I step out of the car.
"Yep, I'll be the distraction while you steal the money. Then we kill everyone," she answers with a smile.
"Maybe we can refrain from killing anyone so soon..."
Harley giggles, "Oh, but Puddin', where's the fun in that?"
"You're right," I smirk. "I was only joking." I laugh.
Harley giggles and claps her hand. God, I love her smile.
What would I ever do without her? Wait, did I really just think that? I guess I did.
I smile, "You ready to go, Pumpkin?"
"Yep, let's do it, Mistah J!"

Harley's P.O.V.

We walk into the bank. Joker makes his way to the safe in the back while I hold up my gun.
"Okay, everyone, get down and no one gets hurt!" I yell.
Everyone quietly obeys.
I kinda like the power I feel. I feel so in control. Now I know why Puddin' loves it so much.
A man presses a red button, and I shoot his hand. He shrieks in pain.
"Damn it! Puddin', Batsy's gonna be here soon! Please hurry up!" I yell. "Now, no one else do anything stupid, okay?"
I point my gun at each of their scared faces and laugh.
Joker runs out of the safe room, but he's too late. Batman's already here.
"Damn it!" He says. "Looks like we have a little fight on our hands." He laughs.
I laugh, too, while we run out of the bank.
Batman is waiting near our car.
"Hey, Batsy. Did ya miss me?" I giggle.
"Just give me the money, Joker, and I won't send you two back to the Asylum," Batman says.
"No, it's okay. We'd rather keep the money," Puddin' laughs loudly.
"Fine, then I'll just have to get it from you myself."
"Don't you lay a finger on my Puddin'!" I yell.
I run at him and we fight. He hits me over the head, and I fall to the ground.
Joker fights Batman and sprays a gas on him that knocks him out for 30 mins.
While I lay there, everything turns black.
I wake up a couple minutes later to the Joker shaking me.
Where am I? What just happened?
"Are you okay? It looked like Batman hit you pretty hard," says Joker as he touches my head.
"Yeah, I'm fine, Joker," I say as I swat his hand away.
"I thought I told you to call me Mister J. And what happened to "Puddin'"?" He asks.
I'm really confused.
"What pudding?" I ask.
Joker's eyes widen and he looks shocked.
"Ha-Harley?"
"My name is Dr. Harleen Quinzel. You shall not address to me in such an informal manner!" I say. How dare he speak to me like that! I'm his psychiatrist!
"Harley, what happened to you? Don't you remember the last 5 years we spent together?" Joker asks, looking very confused.
"No, the last thing I remember is that I got a job at Arkham Asylum," I look at my watch. "Oh my gosh, it's almost 12:30pm! I have to get back there. I have to meet with one of my patients!" Then I noticed the shade of my skin and the outfit I was wearing. "Why am I so pale? And what am I wearing? Did you do this to me, Joker?" I point a finger at him accusingly.
"No, baby, you did this to yourself. You chose jumped into that tank of chemicals. Which I saved you from! You're welcome!" says Joker.
I did this? Then why can't I remember anything.
"Well, I need to get back to the asylum. Which you should get back to, too! Don't we have a session today?" I said as I start to walk away.
"No, Harley, stop! I can't lose you! I'm your Puddin'! How do you not remember all of that?" Joker says, looking very sad.
"I don't know."
He sighs. "I just realized now that I love you. I hate that I feel this way, but it's true."
"Well, I don't love you. I'm your psychiatrist, Joker. I can't fall in love with my patients. It's against the rules."
He stares at me with a sad face. He looks so lost.
I walk away and get in the car.

A/N: What do you guys think?? Sounds good so far? Should I continue it? This idea just came to me one day, so I decided to roll with it. I hope you like it! :) Please vote and comment down below. Also, any ideas for the storyline would be very appreciated.