I stare at my brother with anger eyes. "UM EXCUSE ME BUT I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A-"
But suddenly...
Our lord and savior appeared.
"HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL TV OFFER"
Can it be?
Yes!
It was the undead Billy Mays!
But what was he doing here, at Taco Bell?
Suspicion rose in my stomach. I burped up blood from my stress ulcer.
"I have come to sell everyone my special Oxi Clean!"
Oh boy, Oxi Clean! Oxi Clean was truly my favorite flavor of Kool-Aid. But something still smelled McFishy.
"And if you don't buy my Oxi Clean, you will be forced to suck my Special TV offer dick."
I gasp in fear.
I look at my brother, who was fapping in the corner.
He glares. "Yukio...the battle has begun." He whispers.
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Yukio Okumura and the Dank Meme Adventures
RomanceThese are the adventures of Yukio Okumura on his way to meet the Dank Meme Lord. He is hot and ready. And he won't take no for an answer. WARNING: -This story is completely random and not serious in any way possible - Swear words -S...
