Yukio Okumura and the Dank Meme Adventures

competitive bleach chugging

I turned to the slimey bastatd who dared lick mah ear. "Who the FUCK." I bellowed from my swamp. Rin was shaken so bad that he released all his oil...seman oil.

I threw up a tad from the smell of the greasy seman oil. It soaked into my socks, but that didn't matter right now. I quickly spit mucus onto Billy May's hairy belly button. His belly button screamed in sheer horror, about the decibel of a whale giving birth.

Hee looked beyond two souls mad. His nasty nose cock twitching violently as it swelled to maxiumum girth. It felt my asshole tighten in fear. Rin came to my rescue with wise words: "HEY SPAGHETTIO, clench your anus so tight not even air can penetrate you!" It worked as my sphincter collapsed in on itself and created a fucking black hole in my ass as a trap for billy's cock.

Little did I know, his cock caused me great anal leakage, but I took it like a man. I could feel his ramen noodle pubes press against my ass cheeks. They weren't chicken flavor though, they were....ORIENTAL FLAVOR.

True to oriental tradition his eyes expanded to kawaii size as he drank me in LITERALLY. It hurt like a thousand tiny vaginas to my eyes as they began to stretch out of my eye sockets like spaghetti..i was truly living up to my name as they grew long enough to shatter my glasses. This is it I thought. I was becoming a god damn snail.

I cried in pure sorrow and depression. I did not want to live in this pure agony. Billy Mays shit himself when he saw my form. My brother ripped his eyes out. I cried harder, sadly eating his eyes like they were green olives. It was the saddest feast.

Billy fucked off in pure terror as his eyes were my next target. As a small I had lost all humanity. My only goal in life: spread my seed and eat un-long eyes. I emailed mephestio as my brother began his transformation into a small as well. Soon the world will fall into my shell.

Rin snailed over to me, getting behind my snailed anus. "Brother what are you doing?" I squeaked in surprise.

"Just snailing around.~" Rin whispered as he inserted his long erect snail cock into my slippery anus.

I whined as I felt a stinging sensation. "Feel the burn" he whispered. He had salt on his cock. What an asshole.

I was being served like a fucking French dish. My anus was burning and steaming like a broken car as blood gushed onto my brother. I couldn't hold it in any longer as my own snail penis elongated like a third eye from my forehead, spurting slime as it twirled about like a sprinkler.

It hit my face. This was the last fucking straw. I quickly flashed my snail teeth at him and bit his eyeball. He screamed and wiggled like an worm with rabies. "I'LL CALL THE POLICE YOU TWAT"

"TRY ME BITCH" I hit him with my snail cock. He looked shocked for a second, but then he went silent. Mephisto watched silently in the background, dressed formally in his Jimmy Neutron apparel he got from Hot Topic.

We continued to fight like savage animal snails until mephestio snapped us and crammed our slick bodies into business suits. That was all it took as cure and we reformed to good Christians. "Hello it is I Yukio the hetero-straight."

"Better" he says in thick Russian-German accent. "We will go get the wiener shnitzels now. Come with me." He beat with stick to make us come. We obeyed like good little Christian children. God is good. Every night before I go to sleep, I think about God's tasty cock.

Mephisto glared. "You better not be thinking about God's tasty cock."

I gulped, shaking my head.

And my ass.