Yukio Okumura and the Dank Meme Adventures

Sex at the Gas Station

-I collabed this with my girlfriend at homecoming (we were extremely bored) so have fun reading this. It's extra special.-

We arrived at a Speedway and I parked Rin at the nearest gas pump. I got out and put my credit card into the gas pump.

"Yukio what the fuck are you doing?" Rin asked angrily.

I got very confused, but I did not want to argue. "You said you needed gas." I said with a slightly angry tone.

"No Yukio. That's not what I meant. You need to cum inside me. I only run on pure daddy's cummies fuel."

Oh...so that's what he meant. But how does one have sex with a car?

I didn't care though, I was too horny to care. "Okay. Where do I put it?" I asked in a breathy voice, stroking his windows.

"In my gas tank stupid."

I nodded and unzipped meh pants, releasing my 8 inch dick. I was going to be used as a gas pump...and I couldn't wait.

I opened up Rin's gas tank and inserted it, thrusting it slowly.

"Ah yes Yugeeko~"

"Ah yeah you dirty car~" I whisper in his ear. "You're so dirty we should take you through the car wash~" I smacked one of his windows.

That made him beep with pure pleasure.

I played with the keys in ignition, fondling them like they were his balls. He honked as a moan. "Ah yeah Yukio I'm so dirty. I'm a dirty Honda Civic.~ I'm YOUR Honda Civic " . I was greatly turned on by this, my 8-inch turning into a foot 😏 as I listened to his engine purr. I slipped my pun into his muffler and enjoyed the vibrations of his motor.
I thrusted faster, earning more moans from him. His engine purred sweetly. I looked over, the Extra Crispy KFC man was standing there, picking his nose and then ate it. I continued thrusting though. I was truely a One Thrust Man .

I bit down on my lip, FUCK. It hurt like a BITCH TIT but felt so good as Rin released steam onto my now-flaming cock (chicken pun intended)

It filled me with pleasure and I couldn't hold it in, I moaned and came hard into his gas tank. "Naaah~ fuck! Nii-saaaaan~"

He brrrmed with life.

I quickly shoved my sticky penis down one of the legs of my pants, soiling it as it slid down like a children's water slide. Sitting down in the car seat I moaned happily as my cock slapped my inner thigh noisily.

It made the seat moist. I was still horny. I reached into my pants. My brother cried tears of joy. I was masturbating blood. "Ah ow."

"Ewie " Rin said as my blood soaked into the seat.

Ah, I was pleased with the warmth of my man period as I bucked the keys into his ignition rather roughly. My slippery hand grabbed at his gear shift and I harshly yanked it back. "You're mine." I growled into his side mirror.

But suddenly in the side mirror I saw...who was that?

Oh...it was our older brother, Mephisto Motorcycle. (Note: Mephisto's body is motorcycle but he still has normal face)

Great....

The urge to stick my pogo-stick dick into him was so great it made my bleeding penis twitch at the thought.

I kept masturbating though until my wet bleeding cock came red/white fluid. Ah yes, I was truly an American flag. I grabbed Papa Smurf by his ripe blueberry ass and bit into his left cheek like a rabid Harambe.

"Why would you do this to our Smurf Colony? Whhhy? WHHHHHHY?"

I got angered. "SHUT UP WORM"

He squeaked in fear and tried to run off, but I wouldn't let him.

Mephisto looked in Rin's window. "Wat tis going on herrre"

"BEKFAST" I said, quickly showing Mephisto the eggs and bacon I was cooking in papa's butt, which were slowly getting sucked into his anus. He screamed. I shoved a fork into his penis to make him shut up. "We're Smurf sausage for dinner."

"Oh goody" Mephisto licked his moist lips.

"Yukio stop getting distracted. We must get back to the Billy Mays battle." Rin said with worry.

"No." I said.

Uh oh....

He got angered.

I was about to get beat....