Lately you've been trying to lose a little weight since you had a baby with your loving husband Mike. Mike, being the sweetheart he is, is doing it with you. Both of you have been going strong all week long but tonight you broke.
At about midnight when you were both asleep you slipped downstairs to the kitchen quietly. Stepping onto the cold tile walking at a normal pace now that nobody will hear, you go to the fridge and grab the flashlight that was on top for emergencies. Opening the battery compartment you expected to see several pieces of candy you kept in there in case something like this happened, but instead you found nothing.
"Where's my candy?" At that you heard a rapper crumble slightly.
Sniffing the air like a dog you follow the scent of chocolate around the counter. When you diet you can smell out any kind of delicious food. Stepping around the counter you see Mike on the floor holding two pieces of candy about to eat the other one. When he sees you he freezes.
"Hey babe, what are you doing up?" Mike ask through a mouth full of candy.
"None of your business!" You defended your pride some then accused him of what you were also guilty of. "We're on a diet Michael, you can't cheat!"
"You're on a diet to!" Mike retorted and quickly you thought of something to say back.
"So is he!" You pointed the opposite direction causing Mike to look that way while you grab the ice cream out of the empty pea bag and a spoon then bolting to the bathroom. "Ha ha sucker!"
"Hey! I'm not gonna stop you if you share!" Mike chased you down unlocking the door.
"We got rid of that key years ago!" You were mildly confused on that but also concerned about keeping the frozen treat to yourself.
"Yeah but we never got rid of our credit cards, listen I've come to make a deal." Mike said standing in the doorway shirtless.
"I'm listening." You said taking another large bit of ice cream.
"I'll split the chips I hid in the tool box if you share the ice cream." As soon as he finished you answered.
"Deal!" With that Mike jogged into the garage and then returned to the living room where you were sitting on the couch.
"Scoot over, I got a spoon and I plan on using it." Mike said sitting by you with the chips.
Soon both you passed out sharing a blanket on the couch. The next morning you woke up with a chip in your mouth and an empty tub of ice cream. Mike on the other hand had the spoon still in his mouth and hand in the chips. Since you were so determined to lose you made him go on a run with you for 5 miles that morning.
This would so be me XD so today I saw my ex at Wal-Mart, the one I dated for 6 months. Well he has a job at the McDonald's in Wal-Mart and I had to sit on a bench in front of McD's where he could see me. My mom made me while she got groceries. Anyway, I was akwardly sitting there on my phone and he had seen me when I walked in. Couple minutes later he jogs by wiping his eye's and goes in the bathroom. Then his aunt walks by and gives me a slight smile. Like five minutes later he walks back by not even looking my direction and starts to walk out of Wal-Mart. Am I so terrible he can't even be in the same 25,000 square foot building as me? His aunt had stopped him and got his managers and then my mom walks up ready to go. As we are leaving he is speaking with his managers and they all keep looking over at me. I didn't know what to do so I acted like I didn't even know he was there. I avoid eye contact and didn't say a word to him. It's been three months and we've both dated two people since and I think it's funny how the one guy I dated right after him I dumped after a week and the girl he dated right after me he dumped after a week. Then the guy I dated about two months after him dumped me after two weeks because I'm annoying, two emo, and crazy which I find hilarious and amazing and slightly rude, but back on track his second girlfriend dumped him after two weeks. Sorry needed to vent.
I have a new account called ThatBiersackChick so if you wanna read some of my better bookd check that out. I've had this done forever and never posted it bc no wifi like my phone wont connrcte to it... it sux... ps my ex quit his job lmao
