I got hom to a big anus eating the fruit. I fownd out it wuz Jeremiah so I fucking killed him and told him to leave my village! My name is Garfunkl and I'm the mayor of Poopsvil!
I know what you're thinkin' "You just copied that name from Peanutbuttergamer!"
Well... Shut up.
I realised my balls were dry.
*slurp*