- deep sigh -
Oohhhh boy, we've all encountered at least one of these in our lifetimes. Perhaps some of us here are even guilty of creating and roleplaying as one or more of these.
Anyways, let me start by saying NO, IT IS NOT FUCKING CUTE TO HAVE YOUR EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD FEMALE CHARACTER BE FOUR FEET TALL.
IT IS ALSO NOT ONLY IMMATURE BUT KINDA SLUTTY TO TRY AND OUT-DO YOUR FELLOW FEMALES IN TERMS OF ATTRACTIVENESS BY BEING SHORTER THAN THEM. Because according to romance novel logic, the girl is only cute and sexy if she's short, because the shirt must reach down to her ankles otherwise she's a monstrosity and doesn't deserve the attention of her beloved Brad.
Like I'm sORRY, DOES EVERYBODY SUDDENLY HAVE A FRICKIN' DWARF FETISH THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN TOLD ABOUT?!
I have witnessed characters older than me by ten years be shorter than me by two feet.
I just.
What?
Do you got dwarfism? Because that's not sexy, how do you romanticize things like this?
YOU ARE READING
Roleplay Rant Book
HumorAs I'm an RP account, it's only fitting that I have a rant book about RP. So yeah, if you wanna listen to the problems I have with my own brethren, sure, come in. (( And would you look at that, a Bleach cover how fitting of mY DESIRES ))
