Thirsty 9 Year Olds

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Oh come on, don't tell me you've never seen a thirsty nine year old before.

You know, the ones that always make Mary Sues and then go around to the first guy that they see and be like:

"oh hey there my name is mily nice to meet u ur cute lets be bf and gf omg u wana marry me im pregnant with ur triplets"

"W-Wait, what are you talking about? I'm gay."

">:OOOOO OMG EWQEWQQ WWW"

- goes to two guys chatting -

"hey lets have a luv triangle mily will decide which one she likes better as the story gos on"

"...umm, we're gay."

"WHAAAT?!!!!???!?1111///?!&@$! But y r there so many gay guys im so sad and lonly every1 hates me im worrhless *cuts* *cries* *wheezes wiht tears jalloping down my cheke*"

"Dude, there are so many gay guys because this is a yaoi RP. Wait, you're not even supposed to be here this is private!"

I swear, these things need a glass of cool water or something to quench that thirst.

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