Roleplay Rant Book

Quantity Over Quality? I Think Not.

Well, here we have a very unpopular opinion among us roleplayers.

You are not stupid, simpleminded, or illiterate for doing RP with posts that are less than two sentences.

Oh gee, whAT A SHOCKer huh? I can just feel the angry flames of the "elite" roleplayers on this website.

I personally do not give two shits if you RP with one liners or two-liners. That is your choice, your writing, and nobody can tell you whether that is good or bad but YOU.

But what I do give a shit about is if your writing is vague and crappy. Take this for example.

He sat. He stared. He thought. He tried not to smile. He smiled. He giggled. He is happy.

There you go elite roleplayers, it's the full seven-sentence paragraph of writing that you asked for. Happy now that us simpletons are starting to write your style?

Now, here we have an example of good roleplay that I'd really like to see.

He plopped himself down onto the park bench as he lost himself in his thought. A smile that he desperately fought to keep hidden played on his lips, and he found himself letting out a quiet giggle.

There you go, there's one the meager two-liners you so fervently despise and insist are the reason why you think roleplay is dying on WattPad.

So my point here is, as long as you don't write like a four year old, it shouldn't be a problem whether you use one-liners or not.

NOIRE OUT.