I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

HA. MEMES.


Alright, now down to business. I've got a few more of these tagging things to do (sorry it's taking so long, I promise I'll get them done by the end of the week.)

So, this time around I was tagged by SilentSabian

Thanks bro!

Let's get to it:


Favorite Song: Knocking on Heaven's Doors by Guns 'n' Roses

Favorite Sport: Basketball

Favorite Band: Rise Against or Beartooth. Take your pick.

Favorite Show: It changes frequently. At the moment probably 'Lucifer'.

Favorite Movie: The Blair Witch Project

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite Food: Name some type of seafood. That one.

Favorite Drink: Bloody Caesar

Favorite Game: Shadow of the Colossus. I'm unoriginal like that :D.

Now the moment of truth. I will 100% not have 15 people to tag, so here goes:

DPHybrid

EdithFabulousQueen

PanzarHawk

ragingotaku2001

That's all. Hooray....


P.S. I don't actually sexually identify as an attack helicopter. That'd be weird... no. Stop it. Stop insinuating. NO. STAHP. FUCKING STAHP. FUCK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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