I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
HA. MEMES.
Alright, now down to business. I've got a few more of these tagging things to do (sorry it's taking so long, I promise I'll get them done by the end of the week.)
So, this time around I was tagged by SilentSabian
Thanks bro!
Let's get to it:
Favorite Song: Knocking on Heaven's Doors by Guns 'n' Roses
Favorite Sport: Basketball
Favorite Band: Rise Against or Beartooth. Take your pick.
Favorite Show: It changes frequently. At the moment probably 'Lucifer'.
Favorite Movie: The Blair Witch Project
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: Name some type of seafood. That one.
Favorite Drink: Bloody Caesar
Favorite Game: Shadow of the Colossus. I'm unoriginal like that :D.
Now the moment of truth. I will 100% not have 15 people to tag, so here goes:
That's all. Hooray....
P.S. I don't actually sexually identify as an attack helicopter. That'd be weird... no. Stop it. Stop insinuating. NO. STAHP. FUCKING STAHP. FUCK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
