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Indeed, that is true.

Black Man Saitama's logic is impeccable. It can't be pecked. Bird proof. 10/10 We're done here.

Anywho, tagged by  Shrey369.

Thanks, I guess. Not really though.


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Not actually though, cause that would make me a fucking dickhead. You a cool dude, my dude.

1) Do I like someone?

I feel like the correct answer here is my girlfriend. So I'll go with that. Where's my fucking buzzer I'm ready to answer the question.

2) Do they like me?

I sure as hell fucking hope so. Otherwise my life is a lie and I'll stop posting memes on here like I'm a cool kid.

3) Middle Name?

Emil.

4) Single or Taken?

Taken boiiiii.

5) Last person I texted?

My dad. Recently reconnected with my parents after a little while, so I've been meeting up with my folks on a regular basis.

6) Last song I listened to?

Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

7) Battery Percentage?

1 hundo. Rekt.

8) Girl Best Friend?

Irl my girlfriend and a couple of other chicks.

On here probably

DPHybrid

EdithFabulousQueen

Cherie578

9) Guy Best Friend

A few guys at my work and some former football teammates are my dudes.

On Wattpad

The_Raging_otaku2001

I find that I don't talk to many guys on Wattpad.

That scares me more than anything.

10) Favorite OTP?

I had to go look up what this means. I'm not a hip young hooligan anymore. Blargh.

Ummm. Idfk.

I don't give a flying fuck about shipping.

11) Why you made your account?

I think I answered this a while back. For around a year or two I used Wattpad just for reading and didn't have an actual account. Then I decided to try and not be a useless tool and write something myself, then I got here.

12) Current Lock Screen?

12) Current Lock Screen?

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Just that.

Zaveid is a cool character. Leave me alone.

13) Birthday?

May 29, 1997

Tag Twenty People

Lul.

No.

Whoever's already tagged is tagged.

Now I'ma go fuck off and die a little.

Peace!

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 23, 2017 ⏰

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