Joker Imagines

(6)

Imagine it's your birthday and Joker shows up to give you a big surprise.

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So currently you are blindfolded in a car and have no clue what's going. You start to move your arms around to feel for some type of weapon but what you find is a broken air knob that belongs to one of the weirdest people in the world, (Your best friend).

So today is your birthday and apparently your best friends decided to kidnap you as a present. I'm totally getting him/her for this! You think to yourself.

After a couple of minutes the car stops and someone is grabbing your arm. While you're walking you feel someone breathing on your neck.

Then all of these sudden the blindfold is ripped off. Once your eyes adjust to the light, all you see is a bunch of neon lights.

"SURPRISE!!" Soon the room is filled with people. Most you know but there's some you don't.

You cover mouth because you got scared. You turn to your best friend, "Did you do this?" When he/she nods you give them a big hug.

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So far it's been about 2 hours of dancing, eating and soon we are going to open presents.

All of the sudden you hear a microphone feedback. "Ooh is this a birthday party?" A very maniacal laugh following. Oh GOD.

Once everyone is looking his way he starts to sing happy birthday. When he gets to the third verse he stops, "What's the birthday girls name?" He then look at the cake. "Aah! (Y/N)" He then finishes the song and that's when the shooting starts.

You grab your best friend and throw him/her under a table. "Stay here!" He/she tries to object but you're already gone.

You walk on stage and take the mic from The Joker. "This is a private party and you weren't invited, so get out!" You say bravely because you know he'll never hurt you.

Flashback

"Come on baby, I want to watch (favorite movie)." You say while grabbing your lovers arm.

"I have to finish my plan for work." He says while writing something on a piece of paper.

"Darling, you've robbed tons of banks. You don't need to prepare. Pweeaazzee?" You bat your eyelashes and pout your lip.

He then throws his pen down and grabs your waist. He then picks you up and throws you onto the bed.

"You're really annoying you know that right?" He states while twirling your hair.

"I'm not annoying, I'm adorable!" You say back. "You know you love me!" You then wriggle out of his grip and start running around the house. While giggling like a maniac.

"Oh (Y/N) come out, come out wherever you are." He says while looking for you.

Unfortunately you let out a giggle and he hears you. Soon you feel arms around you and then he's planting kisses all over your head.

"I love you so much!" He says while turning you to face him.

"I love you too Joker!" You say back.

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Joker turns toward you and just stares. Soon his eyes start to water. "Kitten?" He says.

"The one and only, J." You say back.

He then pulls out a little box and gives you your present.

"What's this?" You ask him in a sweet voice.

"A present. Come on, open it!" You start to take the wrapper off and then open the box!

*KABOOM*

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A/N

Teeheehee! He blew you up! Just to show how crazy he is! This is honestly probably my favorite imagine so far! I had you guys thinking it was gonna be nice and sweet and then a literal *BOOM*

I'm evil.

Oh by the way, I will be doing all of the imagines listed in the last chapter. I will just be doing it in order of votes.