The Devil Twins Of Kunugigaoka Middle School

Is that a boy?

Yui's P.O.V

     "Finally!" I shout with joy, nearly choking on the Pocky stick I had between my teeth. After having a minor coughing fit, I walk down the stairs, failing to notice the squeaky toy that resided on the bottom step. Tripping down the stairs like an idiot, I hit the wooden floor with a smack, groaning from the impact. This caught the attention of my sadistic twin sister, who was quickly enveloped in a fit of giggles.

   "Your having a wonderous morning, aren't you, Yui?" She says, her signature smirk visible across her features.

      "Absolutely fucking fantastic. Where did that squeaky toy even come from though?" I ask, and Izumi stands up, walking towards the door.

     "I would ask the neighbors, they have kids, right? Well anyway, I have class. See you when your done with orientation?"

      "Yep! 3E here I come!" I reply, spinning on my heel. After a quick goodbye, I gather my things and head to Kunugigaouka's main campus.

~le Timeskip brought to you by Author Sama's laziness

    After a two hour lecture from Karasuma-sensei about a Yellow octopus, I made my way to E Class' run-down campus.

As I got closer, I saw a white haired figure, standing across from a red-haired one. The aura around them was somewhat sinister, and they were glaring daggers at one another. When the white haired girl noticed me, her scowl morphed into a bright smile.

     "Yui! You're just in time! You get to watch me kick Karma-kun's ass!" Izumi shouts, her tongue sticking out.

      "Seriously?" I think, taking a deep breath. I climb up a tree and watch their battle play out.

They are pretty well matched, but Izumi is slightly faster, and a lot more agile. Everyone watches in horror as Izumi pulls a knife from under her skirt.

     "I knew that was coming" I think, chewing on an apple that magically appeared before me. I hear the redhead mumble something, but I didn't catch what. After about ten minutes, Izumi emerges victor, but her thighs had small cuts along them, for her thigh highs did little to protect her legs.

     "Yui!" Izumi yells as she jumps at me, practically smothering me with her humongous boobs. (A/N Yui is flat as a board)

~Timeskip to class introductions brought to you by Cross dressing Nagisa~

"Class, we have a new student, I would like to introduce you to Mister Madoko Yui." The yellow octopus deemed "Koro-Sensei" states.

     "Actually I'm a-" I'm interupted by a two-toned kid with squiggly brows.

"Izumi-san isn't your last name Madoko?" Terasaka questions.

"Yes, it is. Yui is my sibling." Izumi says, barely able to contain her laughter.

I give her a look that screams "are you fucking serious?"

At this point, most have realized their mistake and are profusely apologizing, while Izumi is laughing her ass off in the back of the room. I take my seat next to a blue haired girl, who have me a sympathetic look.

"I feel your pain" she says, looking a little embarrassed. At that wondrous moment, Izumi decides to come say hi, ruining the little moment of understanding.

"See, I told you wearing the boy's uniform would come to bite you in the ass." She states, taking a lollipop from my desk.

"I'm off to a great start, aren't I?" I think sarcastically, opening my textbook to prepare for first period. But once I realize, it's my lollipop, I go and punch Izumi then take my lollipop back and take my seat.