"Oh No, N, Don't Leeeeeeeeave!" ~Pokémon Fanfic Rant

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This is one of the most annoying thing in Pokémon Fanfics. It always starts with the female protagonist starting off her journey like everyone else, then just battling the Gym leaders and doing few things different, they fall in love with N just like everyone else, they get to the Elite four, beat them, get to the end where they beat N and Ghetsis, and then, this scene happens *HIGHLY EXAGGERATED, BUT EXACTLY HOW I SEE IT*:

N: I suck, I ruined this region, now I'm going to leave to try and fix all the crap I've caused *hops on Reshiram and begins to fly away*

Female Protagonist: No!!!!!!!! N!!!!!!!!! Don't leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeave me!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could just hop on Zekrom and follow you, but I'm just going to be stupid and sit here, and cry, and sob, 'cause I'm too lazy to just FRICKIN' FOLLOW YOU AND STOP YOU FROM LEAVING ME, OR JOIN YOU AND HELP YOU FIND YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOO, I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND SOB. BOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*END OVERLY USED STUPID SCENE*

Seriously, how stupid is that? If I was in that spot, this is what would happen:

N: I suck, I ruined this region, now I'm going to leave to try and fix all the crap I've caused *hops on Reshiram and begins to fly away*

Me: No! N! *hops on Zekrom and flies after him*

N: *looks back and see me* Lestia? Why are you following me?

Me: N, It's because I love you. I never want to let you go, and I won't let you go. I'm not going to let you leave!

N: Lestia... I'm so happy you want me to stay, but I've done too much damage. I have to leave.

Me: Then I'm coming with you.

N: That makes me so happy, Lestia.

*END IMPROVED SCENE*

See how much more legit that seems? It's stupid to do it some other way. I mean seriously, would you rather be in a place you know but depressed and sad all the time? Or in a new place, having fun, and with the person you love?

Alright, I have nothing more to say, so bye.

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