Chapter 1

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(AN: this is dedicated to my deceased baby and dedicated to my best friend, milkdud. love ya xD:3)




"oh my god...." i breathed as i counted up my money. omg i cannot believe this i cant believe we are going to wii sports resort. i finally saved up enough to go LIVE at my dream home. i am puking i am alive and well i cant believe i get to go to wii sports resort with my whole mii gang lemonade mouth. "hey lesbian why r u so happy?" says bridget mendler. "our band money caused us to move to wii sports resort we can live there now i guess" and this bitch starts screaming :3

we get the gang together on the plane. shaggy, dopehead, bridget, stereotype, and mii....the lesbian. we are all sitting on the plane. it is about 3 in the afternoon and only 30 min from landing in wii sports resort. "hey guysss who wants to rock put?!??" says shaggy. "fuck u....FUCK you...." says stereotype. "we cant do that here u stupid asshole"

but shaggy was already banging out the tunes and gets out his loud ass drums. he bangs the tunes so loud the pilot FUCKING DIES. the plane starts beeping and altitude decreases. dopehead finally spoke up "stinky..." we all start screaming. i cant believe we will die this way. suddenly i get an idea. i get out my giant 200 foot long bass guitar. "get on ladels" i say. they get on and i jump of the plane. we hit water and we all surf on my giant guitar. as we move closer the mist dissapears. i see an island with a volcano. "good fucking god its wii sports resort" bridget says pissing her skirt.

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