(AN: wow guys i totally forgot what the last part was about so im just gonna continue on where i think im too lazy to check and tbh i just wanna get fuckkkked up and if u dont know who that is get the hellllll out of here u fuc lesbeb.)
We were down a team member. This is no longer the wii games this is a mii game. A personal game. Katie, Halen, and the buffaloes have fucked up. They killed the wrong misinterpreted stereotype. im fucking pissed rn. but at least we can still compete with 4 people, we are just at a disadvatage. dammit fuck shit dammit duck shit shit fuck dammit damn fuck shit dammit shit dammit fuck. F U C K. the next game is biking through the island. We are facing one of the hardest teams on the island. The leader is Ms Carlial. This damn binch.....she killed the teams. Not as in eliminated them but as in desemated them. She is a brute who is working for the CIA or maybe ever ICEISS. But that won't stop me i am stronger than most girls.
The bike race is about to start. But this is no regular race, there are miines planted everywhere, lasers, and giant wolf furry hybrids attempting to stop us no matter the cost. And it doesn't matter who gets 1st, you choose a winner by whichever team doesnt die. A crazy mixup i know but..."I think we can do this!!!" i say as dopehead and shaggy get obliterated into ash. its just me n bridget but she has run away. She just got on a ferry off the island the stupid cunt i am sick of her grape juice ass i am gonna win this no matter what. I LOST 3 OF MY FRIEND. I LOST EVeRYONE AND MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERED>. but i will not rest. I cant rest. i will beat ICEISS. and i will beat this teacher.
We begin to go up the mountain. I kick one of her teammates off the damn cliff. Two of hers down, 3 to go. All of a sudden I see something on the ground and I pick it up. This is like fucking mario kart i just picked up a 9mm semi-automatic handheld pelted infusted fine metal PISTOL. i shoot 2 of her men down. It is just me and her. I am two powerful to stop. I hop off my bike and hope onto hers. She stands on the other side, the bike magically moving on its own. "You cheat are??!?! u filithly SLUT" i scream. She smirks. "Oh, but you are the slut with your nose ring and skirt u fucking......" dont say it. dont say it. dont. say. it. "fucking SWEATY WHORE!!!!!" I yelped as loud as a meteor crash. I blink and when i open my eyes i am 2000 feet above the volcano. I have to think quick. I suddenly see a parachuter. I grapple onto his backpack and kick him off. A worthy sacrifice. I zoom down and kick ms carlial off into the lava. "Ha." i smirked.
I just won the challenge on my own. No help needed. Most of the teams are down 1-3 people. I can still win this and maybe resurrect my friends. Just maybe. Now I need to prepare for wakeboarding tomorrow. I am gonna be facing my worst enemy in this entire universe. Ebony Darkness Dmentria Raven Way, Gay Harry Booter, Ethan (halens bf not katies!!! the gay one), crimson, and putt putt the purple car. I pissed me skirt.
shit
(MOD: ok guys i gotta pause here i totally forgot my gurgle is stuck in the dishwasher and i really dont know how long i will be getting it before it completely destrbgfvGFB)
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Wii Sports Resort X Lemonade Mouth
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