Wii Sports Resort X Lemonade Mouth

Chapter 8: The Final Comp

(AN: u guys better liek this shit its god dan 11 PM!!! do u hear that?? P FUCKING M!!!! im tire and i dont know how muich more i can do)

We start up our planes. This was the final challenge. Pop all the cherries in the sky and we get a WII SPORTS RESORTS CROWN. Halen comes up to me before it begins.

"So...I just wanna let you know that my team is probably lesbinin cents they both date a Ethan. worse comes to worse kill them not me im english."

"..ok" i say.

maddie comes up and taps Halen on the shoulder. "Ready to go bestieeeeeeeeeee?" 

"OMG YAAAAAS bestie yaaas" they walk away while halen looks at her knife, considering her options with maddie the lesbiamm. 

Planes are roaring. Planes are soaring. Planes are getting dicked down as we fly into the sky. Pop one pop two im popping all the cherries. But all of a sudden the engine goes out. 

"wha.....h---huh????" i gasp as katie parachutes at her plane that is heading towards me. I am forced to parachute out mine. Our planes crash above our heads. I stand up on a part that is falling. Katie is on the other side. 

"binch....Lets finish this." Katie says teleporting us to the top of the volcano. We have swords. This is 3 v 1. Unfair but I can do this. 

"3....2.....1..." says Nick

Immediatly, I am knocked out. I wake up and hear round two. Fuck im already losing. I cant win. All of a sudden i look up and ryleigh is coreesing a pic of ethan. Halen clentches her sword so hard it breaks into thousands of pieces. 

"Oh....thats...........cute" halen says through her teeth. Ryleigh looks at me. 

"FUCK IT." ryleigh says. She grbas her sword and stands next to me. 

"IM DONE being a buffalo. I love ethan. and ill do anything to be with him. Even if that means teaming with a lesbeek." Ryleigh says smiling at me. 

"3...2....1..." says Nick. 

Halen immediatly grows to the size of MJHS. and tackles ryleigh. They both fall into the lava.

It's just me and katie. We fight. Our swords blocking every move. We have swining our swords for an hour now and neither have gotten hit. Suddenly the volcano shakes. Ms Carlilie rises from lava. 

"I cannot be beaten......" she looks at me. Then looks at katie. She has no idea who to kill. 

"KILL HER !!!!! KILL HER NOW SHE is SLUT WHORE LESBeeeeeeeeeB!" screams katie.

"Really....then whats......THIS" I throw my sword at katie, riping her arm sleeves off and pants 4 inches above the knee. KAtie gasps. Ms carlile zooms at katie tacking her so hard they both go to the moon.

I won!!!!! I say as maddie kicks me from behind. Dont forget about Mii! 

"hrrrrrrrgn...." i whimper "YOU GOD DAN THESPIAN LEBanon" i swing at her and she swings back. but she misses and i kick her down. she rolls off the mountain and hits the bottom.

"my knee......." she says. 

"LESBIAN IS THE WINNER" screams Nick and the island cheers. I won. I won the Wii sports resrot games goddamit and i did a hell of a job. 

"Alright so you get 100,000 dollars and any reward of your choosing, what will it be" says Nick.

"Easy. All of my friends died so I wanna do something about it." I say calmly, but secrelty happy. I cant believe my dreams will come true again.