Look its a bird no a bird ITS A BIRD IM NIT JOCKING THERE'S A BIRD!
The teacher asked her student
"Scott?"
"Yes?"
"You have 10 chocolate and hazelnut cakes"
"And?"
"2 people wants it, how many do you have now?"
"10"
"What if they asked?"
"10"
"What if they tried to steal it?"
"10 and 2 dead bodies"
".."YES I AM CHEESY DEAL WITH ALL MY JOKES