Their Teacher

I SHALL CALL YOU PROFESSOR MCFLUFFY!

Just like Harold had promised, at the end of the day he drove us both to the shop where you buy pets.

Once we got into the store, I ran straight for the cats, taking only a few glances towards the turtle.

If I ever get a turtle, I will call it Turtlelurtle the turtle.

After looking around for the perfect cat, I almost gave up, until my eyes landed on a fluffy black and white cat that was on it's back, wiggling around.

I was almost about to protest to myself not to get it, but it looked up at me with big, wide cat eyes, and I just knew it had to get it.

"THAT ONE, I WANT THAT ONE!" I screamed out.

Everyone in the shop looked at me with horrified eyes, staring down Harold who had finally caught up to me.

"Control your girlfriend!" Some store manager yelled at him, glaring evilness into him.

"I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!" I screamed once again, getting ready to bitch out the bitch.

I mumbled profanities towards the manager, as I picked up the fluffy kitty, an amazing name popping into my mind.

"I shall call you Professor McFluffy!" I shouted, holding Professor McFluffy up in the air just like I did to Harry's cat.

"That's nice sweetheart, now hurry up, and get the fuck out of my store." Some weird cashier spat out at me.

"Make me." I taunted, sitting down smack dab on the middle of the cold floor.

The cashier rolled his eyes, glaring over at Harry who was doing nothing but gushing at the other kittens.

The cashier wasn't bad looking, average height, black hair, blue eyes. He was honestly pretty cute. Of course I wouldn't tell him that since he's being a dick.

He walked over to me with an amused expression pushing it's way onto his face.

"I'll give you one last chance doll, take the cat then maybe we can get out of here for a little while." He pervertedly winked down in my direction.

"Maybe you should take that broom over there, and stick it up your-" I was just about to finish my sentence when Harry came up to me, slapping a hand over my mouth.

Not literally, because if he did, I would bitch slap the crap out of him.

Wait, I can't slap him because that would be animal abuse....

"Let's just go home." he spoke up, causing me to simply shrug at him, and get off the floor.

Harry walked up to the annoying persona at the cash, paying for the items Professor McFluffy will need.

"C'mon baby, let's go home." I cooed to the puff-ball that I cradled in my arms.

"Okay." two voices spoke up, causing me to snap my head up, and look at the two boy things that were staring at me.

"What?" I said baffled I actually got a response.

"You do know I was talking to Professor McFluffy, right?" I bewilderedly asked, raising a brow at the both of them.

"Let's just go." Harry huffed, grabbing my arm and dragging me out of the adorable store.

Adorbz.

Still being a cool teach over here!

Me, Professor McFluffy and the other thing were both shoved into the back seat of Harry's car, the door slamming shut behind us.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! RUN PROFESSOR MCFLUFFY, RUN AWAY TO NARNIA, GO TO THE DAWN TREADOR AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT THE KIDNAPPING AND FORCE THEM TO ADOPT YOU!" I screamed out, completely and utterly terrified.

"Who's Professor McFluffy?" an Irish accent questioned me, causing myself to let out a shriek. I know that accent!

"My kitty." I told him, petting Professor McFluffy like Dr. Claw in Inspector Gadget.

I held it out for everyone to see, the kitty hissing at them all.

"Awe, isn't that adorable! Just like his momma!" I said, faking tears brimming my eyes.

It growled at everyone, doing a weird cat movement, as if to snap it's paws, mumbling some cat nonsense.

I love this cat!

"Meow." Profess meowed cutely, making me awe again at it.

"I wonder if it's a boy or a girl..." I thought aloud, picking it up, putting it in someone's face.

"It's a girl." Zayn coughed out, taking kitty out of his face and glaring at it.

"Don't glare at my cat peasant!" I screeched at him, slapping his arm.

From the driver's seat Louis high-fived me, both of us doing an epic explosion of 'wooshes'

After they drove me home, I soon went to bed after watching an amazing movie known as The Hunger Games with Jake.

*The Next Day*

The next day, I, of course made it to school late, peasants rolling their eyes at me.

But what they didn't know was I had a surprise awaiting them.

I whipped open my bag, Professor McFluffy jumping out and onto the ground, rolling around like an adorable cat.... rolling around...

Oh.

Well then.

While she played around with the students, something new caught my attention.

Liam Payne was sitting in his desk, his normal plaid shirt gone, replaced with a black shirt, leather jacket, and skinny jeans.

"Dude, da fuck you wearing?" I questioned him, maybe being a bit too harsh, he's still only a child...

"I thought I'd give a new style a try." He shrugged, putting his feet up on his desk, leaning back on his chair.

When he falls, I'm going to laugh so hard, people will think I'm dying.

"Alright." I shrugged back at him. Liam is honestly the smartest person in my class, and that's saying a lot since basically everyone is pretty dumb for twelfth graders.

They're going to he graduating in less than six months, and... I just.... I... blurp.

I say random things when I don't know what to say.

"Get this stupid cat away from me!" Trashy Ashy screeched very annoyingly, trying to shove my cat off her desk.

"DON'T TOUCH MY CAT!" I screamed at her, scooping up my kitty and cooing things to her to make her feel better about being so close to a slut.

The door to the room slammed open, a very angry principal marching in. Professor McFluffy instantly ran away and out of sight.

"Did I just hear you have an animal in here?" he gruffly asked, narrowing his eyes into mine as if to look into my soul

"Because animals are strictly off limits on school grounds and you could be fired." He but at me.

I gulped nervously, little sweat beads running down my forehead.

"I...."

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A/N

OOH CLIFFHANGER!!!!!

Sorry for the long wait, but that was the chapter!

Now wait for the next one to find out what amazing comeback will be said!