Their Teacher

Interviews Dun Dun Duuuun!

"The spooning group is together again!" I announced, flailing my arms like an amazing seal.

The five boys groaned at me, face palming their faces hard. I have that kind of effect on people.... muahahahahaha..

What? I didn't just laugh evilly at my amazing and awesome skill... Pfft, normalness over here. There's so much normalness that someone might have to call the police and get the normalness arrested.

"Anyways, I hope tonight you will all be here with your parents so I can embarrass the hell out of you, and they can show me embarrassing photos of yourselves!" A wide grin took over my face.

"See ya later!" I called to the all students, rushing out of the classroom. I feel accomplished.

Now, I must fly home and check to make sure the kittens aren't dead yet, because Jake is a terrible animal care-for-er. He once had a hamster and forgot to feed it for a week, so it died in his room, and for the longest time he was wondering why his room smelled so bad, until he realized that the hamster wasn't 'sleeping'. He cried for days after that... But the sad thing about it all was that he was seventeen....

I quickly raced to my beautiful baby, (my car) and hopped in, driving somewhat fast, hoping not to come home to dead baby kittens, because I don't know if I could handle that...

What's that in my eyes you say? Well they're defiantly not tears if that's what you're implying!

I pushed open my door, revealing a happy cat, cleaning six little babies, and a happy Jake, watching the process happen.

Awwez...

"Whatcha doing Jakey?" I chuckled, leaning my side against the cool wall.

Shock seemed to overtake his actions as he stumbled on his knees, and flat onto his back. Damn, that boy is skilled.

Once he seemed to realize that it was only me, and not some crazy psychopath that somehow knew his name, and where he was at this exact moment, he seemed to relax.

"Hey Emma!" he smiled brightly, petting Professor McFluffy ever so softly.

What the fuck is going on.

Did he just get a sudden burst of animals-love-me-bitch because if I'm correct, my cat should be yowling at Jake, hoping to get him as far away from her as possible.

I'm not even joking, it's like ever since his hamster died, animals have hated him, as if they could smell the dead animal off of him and they don't want the same thing to happen to them.

"I have to go back to the school soon for some interviews with my students' parents, so do you think you'll be okay watching Professor McFluffy and her cats all alone?" I questioned the brown haired boy, a brow slightly raised.

"Yeah, I'll be fine, don't worry, go to the interviews," his bright attitude is really scaring me right now.

"Okay then, don't eat my food unless you plan to pay for it, no girls, no doing the nasty anywhere near my house let alone in it, and make sure they don't die." I sternly spoke, my face scrunching in disgust as I spoke of 'the nasty'

Unlike me, Jake wasn't a 'virgin' and well, after now, we will never speak of this again.

It was actually in the eighth grade, and some girl in our class named Cassandra was throwing a graduation party, and of course me and Jake went being the total party people we were, and still are.

He really liked this girl named Ally, and surprisingly enough, they got paired up for spin the bottle, and for the children's sake, let's just say Ally came out of there wearing Jake's shirt.