Jordan
We were at the Ellen set and I stared her down with a death glare, if looks could kill, she'd be dead the minute I came in. I walked over by Louis and smiled at him as he unzipped his jumper. I zipped him back up and he re-unzipped himself, this went on for a while.
"One Direction on in 5!" A random person screamed. Ellen got on with her interview with some person and introduced One Direction.
I smirked and came out with them and sat by Louis, many booing at me. Like I said, if looks could kill. Ellen talked about some stuff and moved on to Louis. I kept the smirk on my face ready for role play.
"So, Louis, you have bought your lovely girlfriend with you, correct?" Ellen said acting totally nice to me, bitch.
"Actually Ellen, Jordan and I have to tell you something." Louis smiled.
"Well, what is it? I just need to know!!" She said with fake excitement
"Louis and I aren't dating." I said.
"W-what do you mean?" Ellen asked.
I smiled, "It was all a joke, the paparazzi thought we were dating and spread rumors, so Louis and I made up a fake relationship, and Elounor or Larry or what they hell all you guys freaking believe in are still going strong."
The audience was filled with gasps, and Ellen's face was priceless, "Also, Louis has something to say to you Ellen."
Ellen looked at Louis, "What?"
"I just wanted to say, your a bitch, oh and if you ever and I mean EVER say that people can call Jordan a bitch ever again, I will hunt you down, stab 20 million needles in your eyes, and rip your vocal cords out of your body with my hands and feed you to sharks. Okay Honey?" Louis added a smile at the end.
Ellen gulped, "O-Okay Louis."
"I think it's time to get on with the next guest, give it up for One Direction and Jordan!!" Ellen smiled and we got cheers this time, a lot chanting Jouis. What the hell is Jouis?
I laughed and stumbled out with Louis holding me from behind, I turned around and looked at him, "I think we did a good job Tomlinson."
"I think so, Mendez." Louis smiled and hugged me, I hugged back instantly and giggled when Louis started to slightly tickle my sides.
"Oh, so your a little ticklish?" Louis smirked.
My eyes widened and I covered my sides, "No." I squeaked.
Louis laughed and started tickling me and soon I was on the floor, oh god.
"I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE POSSIBLE INJURIES I CAUSE YOU LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON!!" I screamed, I wasn't kidding when I said injuries.
Louis stopped tickling me and helped me up. I laughed and ran to Niall who was talking to a girl.
"Heya Nialler!" I smiled and hugged him, I looked at the girl.
"OH MY GOD! JORDAN?!" She screamed.
A smile grew on my face, "Oh, hey Vanessa.."
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Heya guys! So, we finally figured out Jordan's last name and drama happened.
Now the real question is, what the hell is Jouis?!
Well, it's simplez but since you guys have the brain of a Llama..wait..are Llamas smart? If they are pretend they are really stupid!! Anyway, Jouis is the ship name of!!....
LOUIS AND JESSY!!
Lol, Jk, it's the ship name of....
LOUIS AND....JORDAN!!!
So, I finally got a ship name for those bitchez, but I need one for Alaina and Zayn..and one for Jessy and whoever the hell she iz closest with.
And ya'll are probably like, 'WHO THE HELL IS VANESSA!?'
WELL!! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT CHAPTER!! MWAHHHAAAHHAHHA
KAYZ, THIS IZ LONG ENOUGH!!!
Yours till the Llamas turn Rainbow colored and Irish,
**PETER PAN!!
