The Mall With Two Idiots

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"We never got your name love." Niall said.

"Brooks. Jordan Skye Brooks."

"Lovley name, and do you know us?" Louis asked.

"Middle name and ages." I said.

Niall smirked, "And Birthdays?"

"And Birthdays"

"Prove it." Louis said from up ahead as he tried to catch a squirrel.

"September 13, 1993 and December 24, 1991. By the way Louis, I don't know about squirrels in Britian but squirrels in America bite you so be careful." I said.

Louis stopped walking, "They bite in England too. HEY THE MALL!!!" Louis yelled. He ran up to the doors and read a sign.

"Seinor Day." He said. "What's that mean?"

"It means it's seinor citizen day, and I'm a seinor in High School so we're good. No seriously it means old people day." I said. I looked at Niall. "Ready to go Irish?" I asked.

He nodded, "C'mon."

We walked in getting looks from people. So what we're young big deal. I walked into VicTorias Secret, Louis walks in too. Niall stops at a bench infront of the store.

"Louis, I love you but why are you in here?" I asked turning around. And old lady came by with a bag to hit Louis.

"M'am it's fine. He's going to be leaving soon if he knows what is good for him." I threaten. She noddes and leaves.

I pull Louis into a dressing room. "Stay in there."

I walk around and pick out a couple of bras and undies. I went back to the dressing rooms and pushed Louis out of mine locking the door.

I put on the first bra. "I wan- OW STOP IT PEASNT!!!" Louis screamed.

I opened the door seeing that lady again. I can only be so nice. "Hey lady. I thought I told you he's fine."

"I don't want him touching you. He's a perv." She yelled.

"That perv is my boyfriend. Leave him alone and fuck off!" I pulled Louis into my dressing room.

"Bitch" He mumbled fixing his hair.

I giggled, "She's just watching out for me Lou."

"She doesn't even fucking know you!"

"I know but she's probably mental." I chuckled. Louis sighed and sat down. He picked up a bra and put it on his head.

"Say cheese!" I took the picture. "So gonna be my background!!"

"Can we leave?" Louis groaned.

I nodded and left making sure to watch that lady.

"C'mon Lou, she's not going to hurt you anym- I thought I told you to fuck off bitch!" I yelled as she tried to sneek attack Louis.

She backed off and grumbled some stupid stuff.

Louis smiled gratefully. "Thanks Jordan."

I nodded, "Niall, you wanna get Nand-NIALL??!!!" I ran towards him.

I ran towards a passed out Niall with ripped clothes.

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Hey so chapter 2? Likey???

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