Cinderella

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Cinderella:Token
Prince Charming: Clyde
The king: Craig
Stepmother: Cartman
Step sisters: Kyle and Bebe
Fairy Godmother:Tweek

Once upon a time there was this perfect boy, but his stepmother was rasict so he was a maid. Young Tokenrella cleaned day and night, living on Red Bull.

"Clean this"

"Sew my dress"

"Pick up my pubic lice shampoo"

Poor Token heard it all, until one day Prince Clyde needed a bottom bitch. Token wanted to go to the Prince's club opening, but his bitch stepmother didn't want him getting herpes as well. But Kyle gets to have pubic lice it's not fair. And Bebe is pregnant, so why can't I party?

Bebe and Kyle both got to go to the club with their mom and Tokenrella was left to clean. Suddenly there was a burst of light in the room.

"GAHHH-My child I'm here to grant your wish," a blond fairy said,"Bippity boppity King Craig is hot,"

I was about to say thats not the spell,but I was all dressed up. I had on black skinny jeans, a red plaid shirt and 6-inch heels. My heels are bigger than your dick bitch. I had a bag of weed, condoms and molly in my back pocket and I was ready to party. Since my Fairy Godmother isn't a bitch he teleported me to the club. Immediately Prince Clyde was by my side singing a song from Hairspray.

"The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice. I can say it ain't so but darlin' what's the use,"

He tried so hard to play it cool so I eased the tension by saying, "Wanna fuck?"

We fucked and did drugs until midnight and surprisingly I didn't get an STD.

The story end with Bebe on Maury and Maiden Wendy being the father. Clyde leaving the kingdom to be a realtor. Cartman dying along with Kyle. And Tokenrella claiming all of Prince Clyde money, because plot twist he had the worst STD of them all...Pregnancy.

Toon I next time for King Craig's affair with Cartman

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