South Park as Fairy Tales

The Twelve Dancing Princesses

I'm basing this off of the Barbie version because I can don't judge me.

Heidi- Genevieve
Wendy- Blair
Bebe- Fallon
Red- Kathleen
Nelly- Edeline
Annie- Delia
Ethser- Isla
Leslie- Hadley
Lola- Courtney
Ruby- Jenessa
Karen- Lacey
Shelly- Ashlyn
Gerald- Old Bitch
Randy- their stupid Father
Cartman- Derek

(Fuck you making my cast took forever...I'm sorry please enjoy)

Once upon a time their were twelve princess, how thus guy got so much pussy is amazing because pussy and children aren't cheap. But their mother is like a Disney mom and couldn't stay alive, she was a gynecologist so I wouldn't want to live either.

Anyways, their was this Princess Heidi. She was beautiful and had amazing hobbies like, dancing, getting fucked by her cobler, and taking care of her little sisters what a guy. She was smart despite her good looks, her other sisters should take a lesson because they can't figure out anything.

One day this bitch Gerald came into town because King Randy was dying of AIDS. Gerald was a sexist and made the girls clean all day instead of dancing because what's exercise. The princesses liked to fight Gerald often. Ethser and Leslie hit the old had in the head with a stick because they thought he was a rapist. He wasn't but what if he was King Randy is leaving this dick alone with his daughter to 'take care of them'.

Because they couldn't dance and Heidi was a little shit they danced in their room and boom a tunnel appeared out of nowhere.

"Shouldn't we sleep?" Wendy asked.

"Nah bitch this place is lit," Heidi said and lead all of her sister through the unexplainable tunnel like it was a good idea.

They danced all night and did some weird incest shit, I'm looking at you Bebe and Lola. After a night of grinding and ballet they needed new dancing shoes because aparently you can wear your shoes down that fast. It's not like I've taken five years of dance and know that's not how it works or maybe Eric sucks at his job, I don't know.

But they needed new shoes so Heidi slept with Eric to get new shoes for everyone, that's what I call taking one for the team. These dancing bitches also sang because I don't know why not maybe this is a Disney movie in secret.

Gerald was also poisoning King Randy because AIDS is not enough to kill a man anymore.

The girls were locked in their room by Gerald because he's a dick and Eric snuck into their room. Ruby threw a knife at him by surprise and he bleeding out.

"I'm sorry, it's not like we're rich and can get mugged," Ruby rolled her eyes.

All twelve of the princesses carried that Fatass down to the cave and dumped him in some healing water. They knew it heals you because cute little Karen scrapped her knee and her guardian angel couldn't help her, so Heidi cleaned it.

They danced out of the island and Eric and Heidi feel in love because why not. They fought Gerald and he had to dance forever which would eventually kill him.

The story ends with Eric and Heidi divorcing. Karen writing her memoirs and sounding crazy. Randy finding the cure to AIDS, Super AIDS. And Gerald on America's got talent.

Tune in next time for Heidi and the twelve lawyers.