South Park as Fairy Tales

Pinocchio

Cartman-Pinocchio
Heidi- The blue fairy
Token- the cricket dude
Stan- The father
Wendy and Bebe- the fox and that dumbass
Everyone else- some random animal

Once upon a time there once was a woodworker named Stan, he worked with wood because he's in the closest. Also because he never gets laid, he invented the first sex toy because of this. But watch out for splinters.

Anyways Stan decided that he needed to bring another child into this overpopulated world, because why be part of the solution. He decided he can make his kid; and shoot up a school later to be part of solution, because what's birth control.

He worked with his wood day and night until he finished.

Puppet Fatass had been created, but alas Stan didn't realize that wood is not alive unless they see a fairy. Stan ordered a hooker online and the Blue fairy, Heidi arrived. She had blue stripper glitter covering her body; and dressed like Poison Ivy but in blue not green.

"Puppet Fatass, let me sit on your face and tell me a lie," Heidi said.

That's all it took to awaken the wooden puppet. He was alive on the condition that if he lied his dick grew, which everyone was okay with.

One day he met a pimp and her bottom bitch, Foxy Wendy and Hoe. They were lovely especially when they got high and called the other hoes over and they had an orgy. But this black grandma, Token, was a cop and arrested them all.

Token decided to let Puppet Fatass go if he would stay out of trouble. Which he did because filming porn is legal.

The story ends with Heidi and Puppet Fatass staring in a movie together. Stan counting to order hooker and finally lost his virginity to a hooker named Kyle. The Foxy Pimp and her Hoes started a girl group, the SugarGirls and are touring world wide. And Token got shot.

Tune in next time for Token and the lawsuit.