Sponge quotes

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"Patricia. The most beautiful sound I've ever seen."
-Mr.Krabs

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-Patrick Star

"I have no soul."
- Squidward Q. Tentacles

"Holy plot twist!"
-Sheldon J. Plankton

"I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for twenty minutes."
-Spongebob Squarepants

"If you want to be fancy, keep your pinky up!"
-Patrick Star

"Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea rhinosaurus under garments, right squidward?"
-Spongebob Squarepants

"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!"
-Spongebob Squarepants

"I wumbo, you wumbo. He, she we wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade spongebob!"
-Patrick Star

"That's mr. dr. professor Patrick to you!"
-Patrick Star

"Squidwards always been there for us when it's convenient for him."
-Spongebob Squarepants

"It may be stupid, but its also dumb."
-Patrick Star

"There's something I've been wanting to say to you since the day we met; goodbye"
-Squidward Tentacles

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
-Spongebob Squarepants

"Donate to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?"
-Mr.Krabs (I love this one)

"Come back soon... when I'm not working."
-Squidward Tentacles

"I can deny it no longer; I am small."
-Plankton

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