ZodiacTale|| A book of Undertale Zodiacs

Most to least annoying to Sans

1. Sagittarius

 Sans' reasoning: they just wanna go go go... I really don't think they understand when I say 'hey kid back off' that I'm having some anger issues. *is legit bothered by this. No puns about it.* 

2. Aries

Sans' reasoning: A bit to aggressive for my tastes. Always wanting to talk about fight club. But we all know the rule. You NEVER talk about fight club. 

3. Virgo

Sans' reasoning: This one's a mystery. I can't quite figure em out.

4. Gemini

Sans reasoning: they're always asking to many questions. I'm always suspicious of the kid. 

5. Scorpio

Sans' reasoning: the same thing with number four but with a little more theory knowledge which I appreciate.

6. Libra

Sans' reasoning: I don't really know what to say here. They're um just in the middle I guess. *places Libra here only to create an ironic pun about the fact that Libra is balance* 

7. Leo

Sans' reasoning : I appreciate their will to help others but the ego is just not workin' for me

8. Cancer

Sans' reasoning: Just a confusing person. One minute their happy, the next their crying. To much is going on at once.

9. Pisces

Sans' reasoning: Nice friend to talk to, but listening to them is like trying to run away from sleep. You just can't do it.

10. Capricorn

Sans' reasoning: Very chill person. Their pretty layed back and fun to hang out with. I take em' to Grillby's a lot. 

11. Aquarius

Sans' reasoning: I don't have an explanation more than, they are my lab partner. I actually can confess their like a sibling to me. 

12. Taurus

Sans' reasoning: My other half. They complete me. We're best friends and we always spend most of our time together.