Flowey: Howdy
I'm FLOWEY
FLOWEY THE FLOWER
Aries: guys guys... should I step on it?
Flowey: Wait... no no no...
Aries: *tries to step on Flowey, but Taurus hold them back*
Taurus: come on now! What have we talked about before? No touching things we find on the ground. Now stop being idiotic and come on!
Flowey: ...
Gemini: *pops out of no where* Hey bitches! Holy shit! That flower has a face! Do you guys see that? IT HAS AN ACTUAL FACE!
Flowey: ...
Cancer: *grumbles and rolls eyes at Gemini* Thank you... thank you for that great big pack of information you great big sack of tits
Gemini: *sticks tongue out* I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!
Cancer: *mocks*
Flowey: Are you two done y-
Leo: FEAR NOT! THE GREAT LEO IS HERE TO BE STEREOTYPICALLY BRAVE AND OBNOXIOUS LIKE AMERICA ITSELF!
Flowey: America?
Scorpio: *walks in after Leo and whispers* I see dead people
Flowey: yeah me too
Aries: DEAD PEOPLE?
Gemini: WHERE!?
Taurus: Hey tweedle Dee and tweedle dumb... why don't you to start looking for a way out of here, like aren't you two supposed to be the most energetic and stuff? *sit's down and starts eating some Doritos*
Flowey: WAIT! I STILL NEED TO SAY MY LI-
Virgo: sup *is looking all cool and shit in their leather outfit*
Flowey: HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?
Virgo: why are you screaming little Flower dude!? Did you have a rough day on the job? Oh... I know what it is... you wish you had feet right? Yeah... me too... *is high af right now*
Scorpio: I have feet...
Libra: Well hello there Sexy flower!
Flowey: my name's Flowey
Libra: DAMNNN THAT'S A GREAT NAME! You mind if I call you flower butt! *fake laugh* of course you don't!
Taurus: calm the fuck down Libra!
Aries and Gemini: *examining a rock not paying attention to anything else*
Leo: WHERE'S THE OTHERS?
Flowey: *is getting frustrated*
Sagittarius: um.... hi... WANNA DANCE?
Libra: ah shit it's my ex! GOTTA BLAST! *runs off and hits a wall*
Taurus: *face palms and goes to help them up*
Sagittarius: *nervously fidgeting* Hey... You're a... a flower correct?
Flowey: *sigh* yes... now would you like to try one of my homemade friendliness pellets?
Aquarius: DON'T TRUST THIS TALKING FLOWER IT'S OBVIOUSLY A TRAP!
Flowey: *faints*
Aquarius: YOUR SEE-!-!
Scorpio: possessed...
Aquarius: EXACTLY! YOU SEE!!!???? THE FLOWER IS POSSESSED!
Capricorn: hey guys... would you shut up?
Leo: WHO POOPED IN YOUR JELLO?
Capricorn: You're all idiots... damnit... I can't get reception down here *waves phone around like a maniac*
Pisces: *crawls over to Capricorn and grabs the phone out of their hands, running with it over to a corner and then starts browsing tumblr* MY PRECIOUS, MY PRECIOUS!
Capricorn: *is now fighting with Pisces over the phone*
Scorpio: *eats Flowey*
Everyone turns to look at Scorpio right before they explode.
And that my friends is how Undertale should have ended.
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ZodiacTale|| A book of Undertale Zodiacs
FanfictieA book about all things Undertale, but with a twist of zodiacs in there XD This book is written by both I and @MentalSugar! Go check them out and follow :3 anyways! Let's get this started XD
