09 | I need compensation
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❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞
❝It's me.❞
❝Mr Arden?❞
❝How'd you know?❞
❝Your voice. How may I help you?❞
❝Well, I wasn't going to call, but one of my friends happened to send me a screenshot of a particular tweet.❞
❝And?❞
❝Guess which tweet that was.❞
❝Oh. I'm sorry, Mr Arden. There's nothing we can do about the screenshots.❞
❝And is that my fault?❞
❝No! Of course not.❞
❝I really don't want to be that type of customer, but this is important to me. Did you read the comments in those screenshots? They were vicious.❞
❝The comments?❞
❝Yes.❞
❝Could you send those screenshots to me?❞
❝For?❞
❝I'm just curious, sorry.❞
❝Fine.❞
❝Let me just take a look. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.❞
❝...❞
❝Is what they're saying true?❞
❝No, okay? They shrunk because I was cold. I'm not small.❞
❝Oh...❞
❝The point is, this entire situation has completely ruined my life.❞
❝I'm so sorry, this must be tough for you.❞
❝...❞
❝How would you like me to help you? I can't hack into their phones and delete the screenshots, though. Excel sheets are confusing enough for me.❞
❝You mentioned compensation?❞
❝Yes! Didn't you say that you didn't need one?❞
❝I take that back. I need compensation.❞
❝What would that be?❞
❝Go on a date with me.❞
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