21 | Mr Testicle
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❝Did he really do that?❞
❝Yes! Her chest was all up in his face but he was completely unfathomed, I'm telling you.❞
❝What did she do after that? Must've been awkward.❞
❝She just winked and walked away.❞
❝Wow.❞
❝Who's that?❞
❝Mr Testicle. We were just talking about you.❞
❝About me? What about me?❞
❝Wait, Mr Testicle?❞
❝That you are hot but single, and I've never heard you talk about women.❞
❝And what did he say about that?❞
❝He said that you could be interested in men.❞
❝Well, let Mr Testicle know that I'm not. I'm going back, you better hurry before the manager returns. I'm not covering for you.❞
❝You're so mean. Hello?❞
❝Who's Mr Testicle?❞
❝You, obviously. Who else?❞
❝And why am I Mr Testicle?❞
❝Do you really want me to say it?❞
❝I have a name!❞
❝Okay! I just haven't told him your name, that's why.❞
❝Please tell him as soon as you can. I'm trying to forget what happened and you're not helping.❞
❝Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.❞
❝...❞
❝It's pretty unforgettable, though.❞
❝Thanks for letting me know.❞
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