SuperBatman4s 31 day Challenge

Day 18

Day 18: Write the most cliché thing you can think of. Go on. Do it. By cliché I'm gonna go with the definition of stereotypical. Not unoriginal. Stereotypical is more fun. Hee Hee Hee.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOO MUCH FUN. WHYS CAPS-LOCK ON? ILL GET RID OF IT IN A MINUTE. I HOPE YOU NOTED THE SARCASM BEFORE.

These are all completely random okay so yeah.

Once upon a time they lived happily ever after.

(Brace yourselves sorry if your Irish, English, Scott or somewhere in the middle, like me)

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were all seriously ill In hospital. The Scotsman asked if he could hear The bagpipes for one last time before he died and his request was granted. The Scotsman recovered but every other patient in The hospital died.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub one night when a politician came in looking for votes.

'I'll buy a pint of stout,' said The politician 'for whichever of The three of you gives me The best reason for voting for The government.'

I'll vote for your government,' said The Englishman, 'because it is my democratic duty to do so.'

I'll vote for your government,' said The Scotsman, 'because I hate The opposition.'

I'll vote for your government,' said The Irishman, 'because I want that pint.'

The Englishman, The Irishman, The Scotsman and The Welshman were in a pub together drinking beer when a fly fell into each of The four glasses. The Englishman threw his beer away. The Irishman picked out The fly and drank The beer. The Welshman threw away his beer but ate The fly. The Scotsman drank his beer but sold his fly to The Welshman.

(did I mention Welsh?)

The Englishman. The Irishman and The Scotsman were discussing what was The world's greatest invention.

The Englishman said it was money because it made world trade possible.

The Scotsman said it was The motor car because it made travel so easy.

The Irishman said it was Venetian blinds because if it wasn't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for all of us.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were watching a train coming in to a station.

'Here it comes,' said The Englishman.

'Here she comes,' said The Scotsman.

'Here he comes,' said The Irishman.

Who was right?

The Irishman because it was a mail train.

The Englishman and The Scotsman each had a horse but they couldn't tell them apart. So The Englishman cut The tail off his horse and all went well for a while, but then The Scotsman's horse lost his tail in an accident so they were back where they started. Finally, they consulted The Irishman and he said 'You two are a right pair of fools. Anyone can see that The black horse is three inches taller than The white horse.'

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a noisy pub one evening.

'Will you lend me £10?' The Scotsman shouted to The Irishman.

'You'll have to speak up a bit,' said The Irishman, 'I can't hear a word you're saying with all The noise in here.'

'Will you lend me £10?' screamed The Scotsman at The top of his voice.