Jeff's eyes slowly opened. He was in a room he had never seen before. His everything was in pain. He sat up in a bed that had no pillows or blankets. It finally dawned on him where he was. He was in a surgery place. Yes that is what it's called.
He rubbed the side of his head. The bump was as big as a large taco.
"Heller? Is any-" He was interrupted by the sound of a familiar snore that shook the room. Silvanavitch? He look next to him to see her in all her wondrous beauty. He was startled at first because of the way she was staring at him without blinking. But he soon realized she was just sleeping with her eyes open.
He heard the door open and in walked a lean man doctor. "Heller Mr. Man doctor. What year is it? Am I still stunningly beautiful with the body of a gorgeous hispanic model?!" "Hello, 2016, and you look amazing for your age." He said blankly. "What do you mean for my age?! I am a whole ten years old! I wonder if my homemade wrinkle cream I made out of all natural coconut oil blended with vanilla abstract is working." The man doctor stared at him as Jeff rubbed his face contemplating his new wrinkle cream ideas. "Aaaanyyyyyywaaaaay... The clipboard says your at least 17 years old. You realize that right?" "Holy cow sauce with a side of beans! my life has been a lie..." The man doctor was about to say something when a snore shook the room again. The man doctor stumbled over and fell. Jeff laughed and turned his head to see.... he stoped laughing. Silvanavitch was standing only an inch away from his face. "I like beef." Said Silvanavitch in an angry whisper. "I like it a lot. But what I don't like is when some fool comes in the middle of the night just to tip my milk makers." Jeff put on a wierd face. "Not that kind of milk makers! My cows!" "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! That's a lot more kid appropriate. We wouldn't want to have to flip the mature switch on the book settings, now would we." Silvanavitch gave him a strange look. "What?" Asked Jeff. "I think your dying." Said Silvanavitch suddenly.
The man doctor started writing things down on his clipboard. Jeff and Silvanavitch both looked at the doctor. "Have you just been standing there the whole time?" Asked Jeff. "The book didn't say I left, so I guess so." They just stared at each other. The doctor decided to speak. "Oh and B.T.dubs, she's right. You're dying."
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Zombaliens
HumorThis humorous book is about a young boy named Jeff. One day when he was out tipping cows, he saw a bright light off in the distance. So, he went to it. What he didn't know, was that the bright light was actually an alien ship, and he got abducted...
