Once upon a partly cloudy afternoon, the current temperature is 72°F, and it was a Saturday. Josh was sitting on Tyler's couch, while Tyler was eating cereal in the kitchen. Tyler suddenly stopped eating his cereal and went into the living room, where Josh was sitting. Tyler looked into Josh's eyes; Josh looked into Tyler's eyes.
"Get up" Tyler softly whispers.
Josh nodded and did what he was told. Tyler violently tore off Josh's pants and picked up the couch. Tyler began to shove the couch up Josh's butt. Josh screamed in pleasure. Tyler shoved harder, and got it all the way in Josh's butt. Tyler then took out a baguette, and put butter all over it. Tyler then lubed the buttery baguette in Josh's ear.
Josh screamed, "I LOVE YOU!!!"
Once Tyler successfully got the baguette in Josh's head, he pulled out cheese whiz from his pocket, and sprayed Josh with it. Josh screamed and spinned around, to get the cheese all over himself.
After all the lovely madness, Josh looked into Tyler's eyes and said, "Let's do it again, next Saturday."
Tyler replied, "Sure thing, bro."
They made it a Saturday routine, everyday at 1:38 pm.
