so look im gonna tell you this once, im kayla im a blond and just because im blond doesn't mean im stupid, or weak for that matter. My youtube name is toocoolfou and i work with someone called unicorn shit. she actually the only person that i know that can take me down and thats saying somthing. were room mates along with my best friend casey, and our other friend munirah.
right now im sitting on my couch playing world at war with bea.casey is on her phone and munirahs cleaning. i don't ask her to she just does... its weird
really weird
"Die you little mother f-" oh my god doesn't bea understand anything, it was her who said it, by the way.
"SALTINE, we say saltine." munirah was the one who interupted her
"oh yeah well, satine your logic."bea shot back. but i could't hold back my laghter and eventually neither could bea
then i died
"FUCK!"
"SALTINE WE SAY SALTINE!"
"oh, satine you." this is an argument that i know i will probably never win
"good."
"would you two stop being such sell outs."casey said never really looking up from her phone
just the my ring tone started blaring 'ARE YOU GONNA STAY THE NIGHT DOESN'T MEAN WERE BOUND FOR LIFE.....' i grabbed it out of my pocket and saw it was my sister
"what do you want moyra." was the first thing that came out of my mouth {its pronounced moira not mora}
"what i want is to tell you that you, and bea are on the cover of j14 but i guess that doesn't matter because your so intent on sittting on your ass." my sister sceamed that last part through the phone
how did she know i was sitting
"were on the cover of what?" im just gonna play this out cool
"j14, your on the cover of j14" J14 WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"wHAT THE, BUT HOW? WHAT DOES IT SAY?" i screamed through the phone. well so much for cool.
"it says you and bea are great role models and YOUR THE NUMBER ONE GIRLS OF THE MONTH!"
"WE ARE!" OH MY GOD were number one, were number one (insert mental dance)
"Yes but i gotta go so bye."
"BYE!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
so im number one man i can't believe this. i mean granted i've had this youtube for four years now, did i tell you im nineteen, anyway where was i oh yeah, im number one, im number one,
"Kayla what're you doing." questioned casey, i looked down at myself realizing i was doing my signature victory dance i would tell you what im doing but i don't know how to explain it.
ARE YOU GONNA STAY THE NIGHT DOESN'T MEAN WERE BOUND FOR LIFE-
i picked up my phone again.
"hello."
"hi im simon cowell is this kayla."
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Hi guys
Im toocoolfou, and for the record i do not have a youtube, my name is not kayla, and i am not nineteen
any who imagine if i added and r and an e in that order who........re
thats off topic *mentally slaps self*
21ST CENTURY DUMBASS SIGNING OFF
