Chica- Oh...don't you just ship Mangle and Springtrap?
Mangle- ...I'm right here.
Chica- Well shi-
Springtrap- Have I been summoned?
Mangle- H-h-h-hi Springy...
Springtrap- Don't call me that.
Bonnie- I can't take it anymore! *tries to push Mangle and Springtrap together*
Chica- Do it Bonnie! Make the Sprinkles happen!
Freddy- Allow me *throws sprinkles*
Mike- ......*slowly claps* ....I'm so proud
Freddy- :3
Inspired by another fellow fnaf crack book by Poeticator_XO