The Absolute Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever Created

Chapppef 1. The born one

I'll be serious from now on. :) or have serious writing, but the thing itself, well, the title is the Best Fanfic ever or not? » night

"Come on, Sparklelight! You can do it! Just push a bit more!" Mintface shouted, excited.

"I can't, this is all-"

"There's more! It shouldn't be this hard!"

"But it is, Mintface, because I just can't concentrate.." The she-cat's sparkly blue eyes slowly closed.

"No! What's the problem, Sparklelight?!"

Her eyes magically opened.
"Your.. Your.. I can't concentrate because of.." She bit her lip, glancing in another direction, other than those minty-colored minty eyes.

"Because of what?"

"Your ludicrous smell.. It's too perfumed to be true... It's ... "

"No don't say the word! Don't say it!"

"Epic."

A weight landed inside the nursery, causing an earthquake. Or a small vibration.

"Did someone summon me?" Epicstar roared, his black mane rising, then falling as he realized Sparklelight, his deputy's mate, needed help.

Epicstar marched right up to Mintface.
"What can I help you with?"

"hum.." Mintface shrunk down. "Youcou-"

Epcistar lost no time, or at least that was in his view, and padded over to Sparklelight, then flopped onto her. The sudden push, weight and force made Sparklelight gasp, shudder and push.

She screamed, wich then turned into a 'mrow' of awe as the last five kits popped out of her sparkly butt.

She let her head rest on her frontpaws. Mintleaf, who was now sitting to the side, a paw raised, had had no time to react, which left him petrified, of course.

One,two,tree,tour, mive.

Those kits were.. purrfect!
Mintface reflected, rising to his paws and placing one of his minty paws on top of the last kit that popped out of the queen's buttt.

It fainted, after turning into a minty colour.

"I declare this kit tobecome one of the bses-! Oh.. it died."

Sparklelight's eyes widened.
"YOUR MINTY SMEELL.
FHATS WHY MY KIT DIEDD" and she went crying to her mate, sparkled waters pouring out of her eyes innocently.

She gasped as she hit a hard wall of chest fur. it wiz Epicastar! He looked

down at her as she realized she loved him.

Meanwhile, mintyface decided to kill off all the kits left, since they predicted great doom.

But waidh.
What if instead of trucki dating the kits he namet em?

So, hey mann sturdy 2 goivern nameds .

@"Doomkit.Greakit.AndPastakit.Ohandmedkit.

"U also l William bee de greater kittcens of alm the Clamdom!"

"Yaa assay the kits shouted happily," then tuned background info normals kids .

<this horrible chapter. thatsyy alllhb in Genna day ℹ️