The Absolute Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever Created

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Dew fall fall was falling.
Two cats were sitting by the pool of water. A droplet of water, its shiny surface glistening in the pale light of the start of this story, bombarded into the pool of water.
It caused ripples, which automatically sent shivers running by Mintface's spine.

Staring deeply at it, he came to the grave conclusion that..

"It's raining." Mintface minty-eyes stared deep into EpicStar's widening eyes.

"Then," EpicStar's epicness rung clearly yet not waking any of the sleeping cats since usually prophecies happen at night, "for myself to be epic, I will slap you, so that you tell me about the important prophecy you should've told me, instead of me sniffing your epi- minty deli- smell."

"Of course, without you slapping me I'll just get serious and start prophecying."

After studying the pool for a lot, but really just seeing how shallow it was, Mintface, his minty smell emanating a perfume of mint mixed with soot, stale and dead StarClan cat, let out a mew that changed history.

"There will be- a shading spot, which will --- no wrong one sorry-" He cleared his throat professionally.
"The awesome one will get the best over the vicious, horripilous, horrific, horrible, shady, dark, evil, bad, antagonistic, enemy, babad, bodysn, dark, darkness."

"Then," EpicStar meowed, "I shall defeat it all."

*epic starkit's prophecy episode one intro music by Mookitti starts playing*