Naruto Individual Crack Ships Roleplay

No Kissies! (DeiTobi)

(Are you Deidara or Tobi?)

Scenario: Deidara and Tobi were assigned a mission together. Again. "Tobi will be good boy!" Tobi exclaims like a child. "Shut up Tobi." Deidara replies. "Tobi is wondering why Deidara-senpai hates Tobi?"  Tobi asks. Deidara groaned. "Just shut up, yeah." Deidara repeated himself. For about an hour, it was silent. "Has Deidara-senpai ever had a kissie with a boy?" Tobi blurts out.