Ravio is a mere commoner, yet is in love with Princess Hilda. He can never stop thinking about her. But Ravio becomes heartbroken once he hears that Hilda is forced an arranged marriage. Will Ravio win the princess' heart before it's too late?
Ravio sighs as he stands at his shop. Lorule Market may have been bustling with people, yet no one ever came to his store. He gets bored, and occasionally almost falls asleep. He can't understand why no one ever comes to his store. He has great products that can be extremely hard to find!
"I guess no one really cares about these..." he mutters.
As he comes to the front to put up the closed sign, a voice erupts behind him.
"Hello, stranger."
Ravio turns quickly to find Princess Hilda standing there, smiling.
"Oh, hello Hilda," he smiles back.
Hilda walks closer. "May I please have that blood ruby?" (Lol I literally typed the first thing that came to mind.)
"Of course!"
Ravio grabs the blood ruby, one of the rarest treasures in both Hyrule and Lorule. He hands it to Hilda.
"Oh... And just for you, it's free."
Hilda shakes her head. "No Ravio. It's quite alright. I'll pay."
"Oh, no Hilda! I'm actually serious! You have no need to pay!"
Hilda somewhat giggles. "Are you sure??"
Ravio nods with a grin on his face.
"Ok, thank you Ravio..." Hilda smiles. She suddenly gives him a kiss on the cheek.
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Ravio blushes like crazy.
"Well, I need to go. See you later," Hilda says. She walks off, leaving a flustered Ravio.
Ravio smiles a little and faints.
Meanwhile, in Hyrule...
Link looks up at the sky with Zelda next to him.
"Oh! That one looks like a bunny!" Zelda giggles, pointing to a cloud.
"That's adorable," Link smiles and looks at Zelda. "Just like you."
Zelda smiles and kisses his cheek. Link wraps an arm around the Princess.
Meanwhile, in the background...
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Impa observes. She has binoculars zoomed in on Link and Zelda. "He better not be thinking what I think he's thinking..."
Back to Link and Zelda...
"Hey, wanna see Hilda and Ravio??" Link asks.
"Sure!" Zelda replies.
The two travel to Lorule. Impa jumps into the rift after them to spy on them.
Link and Zelda finally arrive at the market, when suddenly, Link sees something.
"Zelda, look!" Link points at the unconscious Ravio.
"Oh my!"
The two run over to Ravio. As soon as they get there, they hear Ravio making kissing noises.
Link slaps him awake. "GET BACK TO REALITY SOLDIER! THIS ISN'T FANTASY LAND! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!"
Ravio gets onto his feet and salutes. "SIR, YES, SIR!!"
Zelda sweat drops. "Uh..."
Link and Ravio turn.
"Oh... Sorry Zel..." Link stammers.
"It's ok..." Zelda giggles. She then directs her attention to Ravio. "Ravio, why were you unconscious?"
"Um... Well..." Ravio scratches the back of his head and blushes. "Hilda came, and you know how I've had a crush on her... Then she kissed my cheek..."
"..."
"OMGTHISISSOAMAZING!" Zelda squeals.
"Dude, I'm so happy for you!" Link cheers.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THAT'S CHAPTER ONE! -I drop a mic- BOOYAH!
Soooo yeah... I tried my best to add some humor to it...
I hope you enjoyed and chapter two will be up soon!
