Diary of a blonde
January- Took back my new scarf to the store, it was too tight.
February- fired from pharmacy because I "failed to print labels". HELLOOOO bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!
March- Yay!! So excited! Finished a puzzle in only 6 months, when the box day 2-4 years!!
April- Trapped on an escalator for hours, power went out :/
May- tried to make Kool-Aid.... instructions were wrong!! You can't fit 8 cups of water into those tiny packets!
June- tried to waterski.... couldn't find a lake with a slope :/
July- lost breast stroke swimming contest..... later found out everyone else cheated!! They used their arms!!
August- got locked out of my car today. :( my car has water in it now because the windows were open
September- Apparently the capital of Texas isn't "T"???
October- no one buy smarties.... they don't make you smart at all..... I still failed my math test!!
November- couldn't call 911.... the phone doesn't have an 11 button!!
December- Got a new job!! I work in an M&M factory.... though for some reason there are "W"s on the M&M and not an "M" sometimes... I've been throwing those out. Over half of them have been thrown away by me.
