makinmywaydowntown: holy shit guys what even
frankiwheretho: wtf
tylerdofu: read the chat log
dallylonglegs: maybe skip the part about me and Brendon
maytheforeheadbwithu: yes please
frankiwheretho: okay why does everyone always shit themselves when Gee and I are trying to fuck
makinmywaydowntown: count on the slut and the asshole to fuck things up with their crushes just when we try to actually engage in a healthy relationship
dunwithu: OH DID YALL GET HIT BY THE SHADE
tylerdofu: DUDE I THINK HE THREW THE WHOLE TREE
dallylonglegs: he isn't a slut!
maytheforeheadbwithu: kinda
dallylonglegs: yes Brendon, that's definitely what you should tell your boyfriend while he's trying to defend you, that you're cheating
tylerdofu: HA KNEW IT
dunwithu: U DUN GOOFED (get it I'm so funny omg)
maytheforeheadbwithu: at least there won't be puns in hell
makinmywaydowntown: honey, you've got a big storm comin'
frankiwheretho: that's my little extreme meme scene dream
maytheforeheadbwithu: everything about that sentence makes me want to throw up
dallylonglegs: if I really wanted to, I could insert a joke about how it seemed like Brendon wasn't capable of throwing up earlier, but I'm not
makinmywaydowntown: at least I don't have to go telling everyone all the kinky shit I do
frankiwheretho: but baby I lowkey do
makinmywaydowntown: exactly! You're SUPPOSED to! You're the dom!
dallylonglegs: did you just suggest that Brendon tops
tylerdofu: jfc why
dunwithu: we can't escape
maytheforeheadbwithu: I'm sorry Gee but Dal is daddy af, that's why I call him Dally long legs
dallylonglegs: SERIOUSLY BRENDON?!
frankiwheretho: DUDE WE'VE BEEN ALL CALLING HIM THAT FOR YEARS
dunwithu: WE DIDN'T KNO
makinmywaydowntown: oh wow very kinky
tylerdofu: OKAY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE PETE AND PATRICK ARE ME AND JOSH LEFT AS SOON AS PETE ARIVED AND NEITHER ARE ANSWERING THE PHONE
makinmywaydowntown: did he bring those chocolate chip things?
frankiwheretho: the good kind?
tylerdofu: yes
makinmywaydowntown: they're having sex
dallylonglegs: I-
maytheforeheadbwithu: IM
dunwithu: wOW
tylerdofu: HE LOWKEY WOULD FUCK PETE FOR CHOCOLATE THO
stumpkinpie: that hurts my feelings dude
pepewentz: he did tho
frankiwheretho: ITS THE MEME TEAM™
makinmywaydowntown: HEY I HEARD PATRICK FUCKED PETE FOR CHOCOLATE
