dallylonglegs: okay guys we know you're probably flipping out rn but we aren't screwing okay
maytheforeheadbwithu: he saw my dog and got excited
dallylonglegs: NOT EXCITED EXCITED THO, JUST EXCITED
stumpkinpie: I'm willing to drop it if you drop this
pepewentz: ha no lol
stumpkinpie: fuck you
pepewentz: from what Mel told me you like it the other way around 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
stumpkinpie: dickhead
dunwithu: JFC GUYS YOU ALL NEED TO CALM TF DOWN
tylerdofu: SERIOUSLY THO CAN YOU ALL STOP FOR A SECOND
dallylonglegs: I'm perfectly fine with stopping forever and just NOT MAKING ASSUMPTIONS
dunwithu: then why did you guys leave the group chat
maytheforeheadbwithu: spam
tylerdofu: really cause IM GETTING SPAMMED WITH LIES
stumpkinpie: fuuuuuck thiiiiis
pepewentz: clearly you've been dreaming about it
stumpkinpie: can you actually just go back to hell tho
pepewentz: never 😊♥️
dallylonglegs: I vote Pete and Patrick solve their life problems first
maytheforeheadbwithu: I second that vote
tylerdofu: Josh?
dunwithu: why not, the OTP may speak
stumpkinpie: 🖕🏻
pepewentz: aww is that what you dreamt about
dallylonglegs: o SHIT WADDUP
tylerdofu: PETE BE NICE
dunwithu: STOP IT DUDE
maytheforeheadbwithu: PETE FUCKING STOP
stumpkinpie: *sigh* thanks
pepewentz: Pete
stumpkinpie: can you be serious for two seconds asshole
pepewentz: nope
stumpkinpie: seriously Pete, this is important and you need to fucking stop
pepewentz: really? cause in your dream we couldn't stop fucking
dallylonglegs: You're going too far Pete, back tf down for a sec
tylerdofu: Pete this is serious
dunwithu: do you think you could actually try to care about your best friend's fucking feelings
pepewentz: not when at night he can feel me fucking
stumpkinpie: You know what Pete, I'm tired of this bullshit. You're acting like a fucking child. I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't kill me every time you get a girlfriend or kiss random people and I'm sure as hell tired of this. If you can't take one thing seriously in your life, not even the band, not even your best friend's feelings, then I'm sure you'll do fine without someone like me weighing you down.
~stumpkinpie left the chat~
tylerdofu: oh my gosh Patrick
dunwithu: You fucking selfish asshole! You made him cry! Why can't you just be nice for five minutes? He's never in his life been mean when you needed him! Every time you felt like your own head was trying to kill you, he was there. Now you can't just at least be nice?
dallylonglegs: seriously Pete this isn't funny
pepewentz: oh my god I'm an asshole
maytheforeheadbwithu: really? couldn't tell!
pepewentz: shut the fuck up, I know I'm a dick sometimes but I really fucked up this time
dunwithu: no shit Sherlock, Tyler is currently comforting him while he sobs into his t-shirt
pepewentz: Jesus Christ why do I fuck everything up whenever I like someone
pepewentz: two godamn years of this shit and I manage to fuck it up because of a s e x j o k e
dunwithu: oh my god why does Patrick love you
pepewentz: what?
tylerdofu: are you actually blind and deaf?
dallylonglegs: every sappy love lyric he's ever written or sung has been about your sorry ass
maytheforeheadbwithu: he immediately shuts down any of the fan's conspiracies and blushes like a motherfucker in your presence
pepewentz: shit man
tylerdofu: I can't believe he hasn't realized, you wrote entire albums about him
pepewentz: me neither
dallylonglegs: you need to go cuddle him and kiss him and APOLOGIZE
tylerdofu: and bring those chocolate chip things he likes
maytheforeheadbwithu: and get him a kitten
pepewentz: he IS a kitten
dunwithu: true
tylerdofu: aWE AWE I SHIP IT
dallylonglegs: g o t o h i m c h i l d
maytheforeheadbwithu: g o
pepewentz: on my way
maytheforeheadbwithu: speaking of which
~maytheforeheadbwithu added makinmywaydowntown and frankiwheretho to the chat~
~pepewentz is offline~
