dallylonglegs: okay guys we know you're probably flipping out rn but we aren't screwing okay

maytheforeheadbwithu: he saw my dog and got excited

dallylonglegs: NOT EXCITED EXCITED THO, JUST EXCITED

stumpkinpie: I'm willing to drop it if you drop this

pepewentz: ha no lol

stumpkinpie: fuck you

pepewentz: from what Mel told me you like it the other way around 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

stumpkinpie: dickhead

dunwithu: JFC GUYS YOU ALL NEED TO CALM TF DOWN

tylerdofu: SERIOUSLY THO CAN YOU ALL STOP FOR A SECOND

dallylonglegs: I'm perfectly fine with stopping forever and just NOT MAKING ASSUMPTIONS

dunwithu: then why did you guys leave the group chat

maytheforeheadbwithu: spam

tylerdofu: really cause IM GETTING SPAMMED WITH LIES

stumpkinpie: fuuuuuck thiiiiis

pepewentz: clearly you've been dreaming about it

stumpkinpie: can you actually just go back to hell tho

pepewentz: never 😊♥️

dallylonglegs: I vote Pete and Patrick solve their life problems first

maytheforeheadbwithu: I second that vote

tylerdofu: Josh?

dunwithu: why not, the OTP may speak

stumpkinpie: 🖕🏻

pepewentz: aww is that what you dreamt about

dallylonglegs: o SHIT WADDUP

tylerdofu: PETE BE NICE

dunwithu: STOP IT DUDE

maytheforeheadbwithu: PETE FUCKING STOP

stumpkinpie: *sigh* thanks

pepewentz: Pete

stumpkinpie: can you be serious for two seconds asshole

pepewentz: nope

stumpkinpie: seriously Pete, this is important and you need to fucking stop

pepewentz: really? cause in your dream we couldn't stop fucking

dallylonglegs: You're going too far Pete, back tf down for a sec

tylerdofu: Pete this is serious

dunwithu: do you think you could actually try to care about your best friend's fucking feelings

pepewentz: not when at night he can feel me fucking

stumpkinpie: You know what Pete, I'm tired of this bullshit. You're acting like a fucking child. I'm tired of pretending that it doesn't kill me every time you get a girlfriend or kiss random people and I'm sure as hell tired of this. If you can't take one thing seriously in your life, not even the band, not even your best friend's feelings, then I'm sure you'll do fine without someone like me weighing you down.

~stumpkinpie left the chat~

tylerdofu: oh my gosh Patrick

dunwithu: You fucking selfish asshole! You made him cry! Why can't you just be nice for five minutes? He's never in his life been mean when you needed him! Every time you felt like your own head was trying to kill you, he was there. Now you can't just at least be nice?

dallylonglegs: seriously Pete this isn't funny

pepewentz: oh my god I'm an asshole

maytheforeheadbwithu: really? couldn't tell!

pepewentz: shut the fuck up, I know I'm a dick sometimes but I really fucked up this time

dunwithu: no shit Sherlock, Tyler is currently comforting him while he sobs into his t-shirt

pepewentz: Jesus Christ why do I fuck everything up whenever I like someone

pepewentz: two godamn years of this shit and I manage to fuck it up because of a s e x j o k e

dunwithu: oh my god why does Patrick love you

pepewentz: what?

tylerdofu: are you actually blind and deaf?

dallylonglegs: every sappy love lyric he's ever written or sung has been about your sorry ass

maytheforeheadbwithu: he immediately shuts down any of the fan's conspiracies and blushes like a motherfucker in your presence

pepewentz: shit man

tylerdofu: I can't believe he hasn't realized, you wrote entire albums about him

pepewentz: me neither

dallylonglegs: you need to go cuddle him and kiss him and APOLOGIZE

tylerdofu: and bring those chocolate chip things he likes

maytheforeheadbwithu: and get him a kitten

pepewentz: he IS a kitten

dunwithu: true

tylerdofu: aWE AWE I SHIP IT

dallylonglegs: g o t o h i m c h i l d

maytheforeheadbwithu: g o

pepewentz: on my way

maytheforeheadbwithu: speaking of which

~maytheforeheadbwithu added makinmywaydowntown and frankiwheretho to the chat~

~pepewentz is offline~

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