danosaur: I'm here and I'm queer

philion: hey we're gay

stumpkinpie: are you actually the same person

danosaur: FUCK PHIL WE DID IT AGAIN!

philion: No swearing! First impressions are important, be polite!

dallylonglegs: HAHAHAHAHAHA

maytheforeheadbwithu: yeah right like we're actually civilized

makinmywaydowntown: can someone please stop the spam so me and Frank can fuck

frankiwheretho: seriously tho this shit is annoying as hell and we haven't done anything for days

stumpkinpie: as you can see we're making an amazing first impression

pepewentz: wow getting straight into this

maytheforeheadbwithu: nothing about it is straight

dallylonglegs: good point

danosaur: Phil?

philion: yes?

danosaur: I think I found home

philion: are you all a bunch of gay memes that wear all black even when it's twenty billion degrees outside?

pepewentz: hE KNOWS

dallylonglegs: O SHIT WADDUP

maytheforeheadbwithu: you got me

frankiwheretho: but can u guys stop Gee is literally ready to jump my bones with this chat's shitty ringtone in the background

danosaur: OKAY WHY IS THE RINGTONE A RICKROLL

philion: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UUUUUUUP

pepewentz: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOOOWWWN

stumpkinpie: kill me

dallylonglegs: who has the bleach

maytheforeheadbwithu: I do babe let's shotgun it

dallylonglegs: can you even do that with liquid?

frankiwheretho: yes

stumpkinpie: how do you know?

dallylonglegs: oH

pepewentz: JFC FRANK GO FÛCK YOUR WIFE AND STOP THIS

maytheforeheadbwithu: SERIOUSLY CAN U NOT THO

danosaur: dID NOT EXPECT THAT

philion: I don't get it?

stumpkinpie: me neither

philion: did they like, kiss with apple juice or something?

pepewentz: YOU POOR INNOCENT CHILDREN

dallylonglegs: TELL PATRICK WHAT IT IS

maytheforeheadbwithu: DO IT MAN HE HAS TO KNOW

danosaur: IT MUST BE DONE

pepewentz: *sigh* alright

stumpkinpie: WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY NO PETE WHY THATS HORRIBLE NO THATS DISGUSTING

pepewentz: I promise you'll never have to do that

philion: IM SO CONFUSED

dallylonglegs: Daniel

maytheforeheadbwithu: Dan

stumpkinpie: DON'T DO IT DAN

pepewentz: DO IT DAN

danosaur: n O HIS INNOCENCE

maytheforeheadbwithu: you have to do it Dan

dallylonglegs: tell him

philion: tell me what?

danosaur: c'mere Phil

~philion left the chat~

danosaur: HIS FACE TURNED BRIGHT RED AND HE RAN INTO HIS ROOM

pepewentz: OH MY GOD PHIL

dallylonglegs: hIS INNOCENCE

stumpkinpie: PHIL IM SO SORRY

maytheforeheadbwithu: P H I L

frankiwheretho: have we scared Brendon enough for him to mute the convo so we can fuck now?

~maytheforeheadbwithu muted the chat~

frankiwheretho: thank you

~frankiwheretho and makinmywaydowntown are offline~

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 29, 2016 ⏰

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