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Lu: yay

unknown: don't 'yay' me

Lu: are you going to tell me why you are sad or nah

unknown: idk i'm not sure

L: i'm all ears, ya know :)

unknown: that's sounds creepy

unknown: is it like you have ears all over your body? are you typing with you ear now?!

Lu: holy fuck

Lu: no

unknown: you seems like a good guy

unknown: wait

unknown: are you a 'guy'?

Lu: yes

Lu: last time i checked i still have dick

unknown: you don't need to mention it

Lu: XD

Lu: want my dick picture to prove it?

unknown: hell no!

unknown: i regret saying you were a good guy

unknown: please don't send it i'm a holy teenage boy

Lu: ouuu

Lu: make it more interesting

unknown: what do you mean?

Lu: nothing

unknown: um you're fun to talk with

unknown: i guess telling my story to you won't matter that much

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short but three updates in a day because why not