Ranting, Raving, And All of The Bullshit in Between

First Topic! Exciting!

Hello to the people who continued this from last chapter and wished to continue on with mine and Fruit Loops legendary excursion into the depths of bullshit!

That sounds disgusting Steve.

Quite. But, aside from that, today marks the day in which we release our first topic to the public! Exciting!

Not really.

Oh shove off. But to those of you who give two shits, or even one for that matter, come and join us in our topic. Which, all procrastination aside, is the topic of writing!

And, why writing for today?

Because that is what my mind wanted to write about. But the main reason, is because of how damn hard it is! For me anyway. To those of you out there unlike myself or Fruit Loop, the ones who can write easily, good on you!

Well I write rather good I think.

Shaddup, you're a physical manifestation that I myself CHOSE to allow to become that physical manifestation. In other words, I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, SO HELP ME GOD IF I CHOOSE I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!

Quite right, carry on then.

Do not question me again. Now! Sub-Topic of writing, is continuing with an idea. Say you've got the best idea ever, it would make millions! But, you scrap it because you don't think it's good enough. BAD! BAD US! That's something that we as writers should never do!

Says the one who's does it more then anyone.

Sadly. Jeff is right.

I know I... You used my actual name...

No duh, I kinda made it. Come on Fruit Loop!

Pfft. I knew it was coming. You eat one fruit loop off the floor...

When did you do that?

Do what??

Nothing. Back to the topic at hand, follow through is something we all should have! Look at Pierre over here. You can't see him. Nevermind then. Think of a guy named Pierre, his head swimming with ideas, and he finds one that would make him rich. Now. Instead of writing it out, Pierre's dumbass decides to scrap it after a few sentances. Seeing the problem here?

My brother's a dumbass?

Besides that. He gave up. That million dollars will never swim to his pocket, and in a completely unforseen accident, mine and Jeff's pockets after.

So your saying... Never give up?

No, I'm saying it's bad to. I honestly could give a shit about what you do, but I don't.

All heart buddy.

You know it. But, in all honesty, I do want to see my friendly readers have the courage to complete their stories. To any who are so far inspired by this, Go, write, succeed. Do what I never could!

And don't be like my brother... He really is a dumbass.

Hey! That's another part of my mentality your talking about!

So are you my brother too Steve?

Try closer to almighty creator and house.

House?

I mean, you live in my head don't you.

Well if your the landlord too, could we get a garbage disposal? It's dirty as all Hell in here.