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Shank: Welcome back you guys! Sorry we kept you waiting. We've been busy doing, 'work'.

Hoodie: Where is Ael and Slenderman?

Shank: Well, they went to go on an adventure with a couple of friends to go see the universe. They went with Discord and Bill Cipher. I think they'll be back in a few days. So until then, I'm your host!

Jeff: Why do you get to be the host!

Shank: Because she put me in charge! Anyway, we have a special guest! Smexy!

Smexy: Thank you for the intro Shaky~

Shank: Don't call me that... -_-;

Smexy: Anyway, the next question is from BlackShadow321. That's a cute name~

Jeff: Why is Sexy our new host! He's a creepy pervert!!!

Shank: Because that's what the people asked for! I don't want him here either but we are just going to have to live with it!

Smexy: Aww~ Jeffy you don't like me? Well I can change that~

Sally: Ok! That's enough of that! She says that hoodie should keep being adorable.

Hoodie: *blushes*

Masky: Looks like someone like you~

Hoodie: Shut up....

Sally: Ooh! She says I can do whatever I want to Jeff!

Jeff: Well shit....

Sally: Clocky asked us something!!!!

Shank: Really! I haven't seen her or Toby in a while.

Jeff: What did she ask?

Sally: She wants you and Slenderman to have a one on one fight!

Jeff: Awww yeah! Wait! Slendy's not here though...

Smexy: I could call him if you want.

Jeff: Really? That would be-

Sally: Hold on for a second! *grabbes Jeff* I have some work to do.

Jeff: HELP MEEEEEE!!!

*a few minutes of terrified screams later*

Sally: Finished!

Jeff: *is wearing makeup and a fairy princess dress with fairy wings* l hate all of you......

Smexy: Well don't you look adorable! *picks up phone* SLEEEEEENNNNNDDDDDYYY!!! THE COPS FOUND ME I NEED HEEEELLLLPPPP!!! *hangs up*

Eyeless Jack: Do you think he'll come?

Shank: Probably. When did you get here???

Eyeless Jack: I've been here the whole time.....

Shank: Oh....

Slenderman: I'm here! Where the cops!

Sally: Hi Slendy!

Slenderman: You tricked me! I thought you were in trouble!

Smexy: Yeah, sorry about that....

Slenderman: I was just in the middle of a race in Mario Cart and was winning!

Eyeless Jack: Jeff wants to fight you.

Slenderman: Well then we'll just have to make it quick. Jeff.... WTF are you wearing???

Jeff: Don't ask... *lunges at Slenderman* HYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Slenderman:*hand arm and throws Jeff across the room*

Jeff: *grunts and runs forward again*

Slenderman: *reaches out with tentacles*

Jeff: *doges and cuts the to pieces, takes Slendy to the ground*

Hoodie: *goes out of the room but then reappears with popcorn*

Sally: *glares*

Hoodie: What?

Sally: *rolls eyes*

Slenderman: *gets cut by Jeff's knife wraps tentacles around Jeff and throws him into a tree*

Shank: Slendy wins!

All: *cheers*

Jeff: He only won because of this stupid outfit Sally is making me wear!

Eyeless Jack: *says sarcastically* Yeah, that's why....

Smexy: I knew you would win brother! *offers rose* Please excerpt my prize to you.

Slenderman: No. And don't touch me. I gotta go. The villains and DerpyAelol are probably wondering where I am.

Shank: Ok. Bye Slendy!

All except Slenderman: Bye!

Shank: Well that's all we have for today! Sorry we haven't updated. DerpyAelol's computer crashed and needs a new one.

Sally: Thanks you guys for all your support! I can't believe we have almost 1,000 reads!!!!!!

Many: We couldn't have done this without you!

All: Bye!

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