*+*This book is supposed to be written badly. It’s a parody of just about all of the books on the What’s Hot List. I swear I don’t write like this in my other books.*+*
Chloe sat next to me in Spanish class while Jared was in Engilsh. Funny? Ikr! Like, omg! The teach was so freking out fo like no reason! I was only making
fun of his outfit with Chloe. I mean, plaid? Ewww! SO I like yelled back at him to shut up, and he got mad again and gave me
dentention. Just 4 yelling? Liek sirusly? OMG! He needs to take a brek. He totes needs a chile pill. Ugh!~
So anyway, After calss was lunch. Dat was awesome b/c I have dat w/ Chloe and Jared. So we were talking.
“Hey,” Jared put his arm around me and gave me a kiss on the lips. I kissed back. He slipped his toungue inside me mouth. It was so incredible. It was so amazing. It was so great. It was so awesome. I could feel sparks, and I hope he did to. Omg! I so luv him! But Idk is he feels the same way. Liek, ther is no way. He just kissed mah, but it means nothing.
“Hi,” I said with a flirty smile. Aw! The kiss felt awesome.
“Hey,” Chloe said ruining it!
I glared at her. “What was dat fo?”
“I hav to tell u someem!” She whisperd.
“Fine! Wat?!” I crossed my arms and w8ed. Dis betta be good. (Okay, it is bugging the crap out of me to type like that)
She looked at Jared who is also her brother, did I meantion that? Yeah, she doesn’t mind me kissing him or what eva, or him kissing mah. Weird, rite? I dunt think so.
She looked at her brother and he held up his hands and laufed. SO hawt! “I’ll go,” He got up. So cute!
“Wot waz dat fo?” I aseked her glaring.
“Look, Im a werewolf,” She said. I stared at her
“So wot was so important?” I asked
“Uh, I’m a werewolf. Jared’s a vamp.”
“And?”
“I have 2 kill him.”
“No! NOO!!!1!!!1111” I SCREAMED. No! She is not taking him form me,
“Sry, I dunt.” She said. Good. “U do!”
“What?!”
“Sry!”
I am nut killing the delious yummy sexy god like him. “No!”
I got home and typed a story fo wattpad.com called *insert random title here*. It’s like so good. U should read it after this one!
I can’t kill him. No! Drawing always gets my mind off of stuff which is the reason why I was drawing.
While reading the book my fone rang. UGH! I dunt wanna talk tu any1! It was Jared. OMGZZ!!! YES YES YEA!
“Hello?” I asked in a seductive voice.
“Hi! Hey, you wanna go on a date?”
“Yeah!”
“Great, You look hot watching TV.”
“Uh, wot?” How did he no dat I was watchin tv!
“I’m watching you in your window.”
Aw! How sweet! I looked out and I opened my window. “Hey!” I hung up my phone.
“Hiya!” He backed meh up into my bed. Ooh!
“What are you doing?”
He smiled and laughed. He is so hot! “Shh!” He leaned in to my neck to kiss it. Aw! Then he bit me! Like, sucking my blood bit me. So sweet! “Now you’re a vampire!”
“Okay? And?”
“We have to kill mah sis!”
Gr8 now my BFF? Dis can’t get any worse.
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Things that make me mad in this one:
No consistantcy
(See last list)
Advertising your other book!
Random biting
Not saying when something changes
Random notes about the story (Not your opinon) in the book
NOT KNOWING WHEN TO PRESS THE ENTER BUTTON AND WHEN NOT TO! (I saw this yesturday and I was so pissed)
Best friends brother
Having the werewolf/vampire fued
Having to kill a character
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The story that ticks off everyone on Wattpad
Short StoryOkay, this book is about all the things I HATE on wattpad. It's supposed to be horribly written. Instead of writing a rant, I wrote it in story form.
