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Survive the night a Hetalia song fanfiction

Humor

what happens when the 2p's are bored and decide to mess with the 1p's by crashing there world meeting while singing a song

#1ps #2ps #hetalia #song

i'm sorry but it's time to survive the night

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by Rory-Kirkland

by Rory-Kirkland

--0-- the 1p's world meeting --0--

as usual nothing was getting done at the 1p's world meeting

America England and France were fighting

Canada was sitting there quietly

Italy was eating pasta

Romano was ignoring Spain

Spain was trying to confess his love to Romano (sorry one of my otp's)

and Germany was yelling trying to get the meeting under control

all of a sudden a chorus of voices came out of the shadows singing

Let's try to make it right
Don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we
Give you all a little fright

all the 2p's walked out of the shadows

We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as
you survive the night

they all circled the room slowly and stopped when they were behind there 1p

they pulled out there weapons (most of them knives but 2p japan had his Katina and 2p america had his baseball bat 2p Canada had his hockey stick exc. exc. exc.)

then all but 2p England stopped with the next verse

Hey there!
How ya doin'?
Nice to meet you, are you new in town?

then he stopped and 2p Italy sung

Don't think I've seen you before,
It's great to see new faces around!

then he stopped singing as well and 2p Romano spoke up

And if you like it,
i can give a tour
Of our enchanting wonderland,
New and improved without the doors!

then he quieted down and 2p Canada sung

There's no escape but then,
Who would wanna leave?

then he stopped and 2p America sung

It's a fantastical paradise,
And it's not, make-believe!

then he stopped and 2p Germany sung out

I'm so glad to have an other member of the band,
You're one of us now,
So let me take you by the hand!

then all the previously quiet 2ps started to sing again

BUT WHAT IS THAT I SPY?
WITH MY ROBOTIC EYE?
I THINK I SEE A BIT OF FLESH INSIDE THE NEW GUY!
MAYBE HE ISN'T EVERYTHING THAT HE SEEMS...
TIME TO INVESTIGATE
WHAT'S UNDERNEATH THE SEAMS!

as they sung they they put there weapons to the throats of there 1p

at this they took the weapons away from there throats and the 1ps were all sitting there terrified into silence

the whole 2p face family sung

Forgive me for being suspicious, Mischief's not on my brain We're programmed to be pragmatic If someone messes with the mainframe

then the 2p axis powers sung

It's not that we don't tryst you,
We do!
( We love you, too )

then the 2p allied forces

It's just that, here's at Freddy's,
...We have a few rules

then the 2p Nordic 5 sung

AND IF YOU BREAK THEM,
WE WILL HAVE TO BREAK YOU
LIKE YOU BROKE OUR HEARTS
WE'LL BE FORCED TO REWIRE YOU
AND REPAIR YOUR DAMAGE PARTS

then all the 2p's sung together once again

Now, you wouldn't want that,
And frankly, neither would i.
But sometimes to do some good
You've gotta be
The bad guy!

IN THIS WORLD, WE PLAY
WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL STAY
AND WE WILL THROW A MOST
ELECTRIFYING SOIREE
FORMAL ATTIRE ID REQUIRED
FOR YOU TO TAKE PART
YOU'VE GOT SOME SKIN THAT NEEDS
REMOVING BEFORE WE START...

Let's try to make it right
Don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we
Give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you
survive the night

Let's try to make it right
Don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we
Give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you
survive the night

Let's try to make it right
Don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we
Give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you
survive the night

Let's try to make it right
Don't wanna start a fight
And we're so sorry if we
Give you all a little fright
We're not so scary if you see us in the daylight
You'll be so happy just as long as you

survive the night

then the 2p

s retreated into the shadows once again and left the 1p's scared confused and weirded out

'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh lets pretend that today never happened and that today's meeting was canceled for no reason' recommended 1p England and the others quickly nodded in agreement and ran out of the room as fast as they could go

when the last one scurried out of the room the 2ps came out of the shadows laughing there asses off

'and that is how boredom is cured' laughed 2p Canada