In Love With A Criminal (Maka X Reader) (WARNING!!: YURI)

A New Change

Spring cleaning. Why. I was busy washing clothes and dishes and scrubbing and....I hate my life at this moment. Maka and Soul were hunting kishins and I was stuck, cleaning. I hear the door open while I wiped the table, and the purple haired cat witch walks in. "Hey Blair." I said bluntly. "Hey, Kanji~" she purrs happily. "I guess Maka left you to clean the place, huh?" She giggled. "Not funny, fish breath." I snarled.

Why so cranky, hmm? You haven't had any fun with Maka in while, right?" Blair says with a wink. "Well, yeah, maybe." I frowned. "I could help you with that, give her something that would....satisfy the both of you~" I slowly turn to her with a suspicious glare. "What are you thinking in that little cat brain of yours?" Blair let's out a seductive giggle. "I was thinking that maybe I could change your gender, but since you tend on calling me names-" I frowned a little,knowing that everything she said is true. "I'll buy you all the fish you want, just do it." I said sternly. "Hehehe, you won't regret this!"

Pump-pump-pumpkin, pumpkin swap!

A blinding light stabbed me in the eyes and I screeched in pain. "The light! The light is so blinding!" Did my voice just get deeper? I open my eyes to find that I grew in height, but I still kept a feminine figure. My hair was a tad bit shorter then I remember and....WHERE ARE MY BOOBS? WHERE, ARE, MY, BOOBS??! "Am I a man now? Could I ha e at least kept my boobs?" I whined. "Nope!" I sigh in defeat and lay on the couch. "Hmm...maybe I could have some fun with this..."

Small preview on Kanji doing manly things for hours

I decided to make myself a snack, a big ass sandwich. I slap on some mayo, cheese, pickles, meat, onions, tomato's, more pickles, more meat, more mayo, meatballs, egg rolls, chimichangas, pizza flavored Pringles, eggs, ramen noodles and oil. I devour the whole thing, sadly, it made me sleepy. Once I wake up, I see Maka and Soul getting inside from their hunt. "Hey Soul, Hey Maka." They both look at me and Soul turns into a scythe. "MAKA, ITS ME, KANJI! BLAIR DID SOMETHING TO ME, DONT KILL ME!!" I said while hopping behind the couch. "Kanji? Why the hell would you do that?" Maka said. I giggle suductively and walk up to her. "I kinda wanted totru something new." Her cute blush shows up again and I immidiantly carry her to my room.

"Are you sure about this?" Maka asks. I giggle while I kissed her neck. "Sure, I'm sure." I begin to undress her and myself as well. Maka squirms a little. "What's wrong?" I asked, slightly confused."I just don't...feel the same..about doing this with you...as a male." I giggled a little and smiled. "Don't worry, it won't be any different. Just remember that its me. I won't be any different." I take my....shtick out.

I'm gonna be calling it a shtick s ce I'm uncomfortable with calling it a dick, penis, stuff like that.